but what will is your passive bad luck, causing you to miss
gah!
Actually wait, wouldn’t I be the one rolling for attack, since I treated the first 2 attacks like a trap?
you’re the one shooting at him
surely i will not miss
(Clueless)
a pigeon flies by, and takes the bullet, “get down mr president” style
“Your shotgun seemingly begins to fall apart in your hands”
deus ex 
LEGAL TROUBLES WITH BIRDS ROUND 2
You thought the last 2 parts of this bossfight were going to be actual fights? Wrong. We’re fighting in court.
Wrong, You’re fighting in court.
Wrong. You’re my lawyer.
FOOL, My sole interests are uncovering the truth! Meaning your ass is going in the slammer for manslaughter!
*Attempted manslaughter
You thought the last part of this court case were going to be a courtroom drama with birds? Wrong. We’re escaping jail.
Nah, you’re escaping jail, I’m a good citizen who abides laws and doesn’t commit manslaughter against birds
ive been watching this since it was made and i still have no fucking idea what this is about
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Wrong. I’m holding you hostage. The pay is 20 dollars an hour. Will you take the job and be a hostage? It’s honest work.
Sorry, that might get in the way of my detective business, maybe later