Forum Curses: The Second Act

I bring out the Terminal Velocity Rock Launcher again to hurl rocks at Theodore’s face. Second time’s the charm, right?

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 3

probably

ok well I just fucking collapse and don’t move anymore

you guys did a horrible job protecting me.

I am now going to do absolutely nothing because I assume I am basically dead

I roll for Singularity Blades

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 3

Damn

could you ask randomness if he was lying or not? since i’m not sure if i should fight him or not

sure

randomness I use truth to see if he was lying

I roll to fart

Roll for posion damage on everyone around you (you ate a mean taco for lunch)

@discobot roll 1d20

:game_die: 8

ok well I guess I made Theodore mildly nauseous with that

theodore dies gg forum curses over

You have 100 health you’re totally fine

He lies. Be wary.

he’s Randomness. Counter with any strategy that does not rely on random rolling.