Forum Curses: The Second Act

Not good ngl

there’s literally none
the only thing on the scale of the Horse is The Horse

yeah…

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I really did just charge up a super attack so it can deal regular ass damage…

Hey! It deals 5 more damage than an average attack.

…no it doesn’t

sock’s chain whip deals the exact same.

Oh then yeah, you totally got scammed

this is stupid

I’m never putting effort into an attack ever again

That’s the spirit!

I cast unassuming moderately sized blast towards Theodore with an extremely irritated expression.

TAITC takes 100 pity damage.

  • roll for this

not using discobot for this since it’s not special

…how much health does TAITC even have

You deal 150 + 50 dmg

149369 hp remains

:fr:

Man this is boring.

yeah someone should probably idk buff everyone

At this rate I might just do that stupid thing calvus does in his second phase that lags my game out where he spams the 90 or so blasts of light like a minigun

150k HP is the same amount of HP as arbiter has in tower blitz (if anyone played the Christmas event for that game) and quite frankly he wasn’t hard to kill with solid DPS

I roll to fire a consecutive burst of 500 or so very small neutron star blasts like a turret

yeah I was gonna give him 1500 health then I thought “nah that’d be too easy”