Forum Curses: The Second Act

[Archenhailor]

i create 20 giant wooden sharp thorns coated with TTX + LSD + HCl + heroin and launch it at TAITC

@discobot roll 1d20

[discobot]

6

[Archenhailor]

ngl i shouldve rolled 20d20 for each of the 20 thorns

[discobot]

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

[Randomness]

hi will go through all

[Randomness]

@DubiousLittleTyp0

@discobot roll 1d20

(I cannot care any less what I get smh)

Success you are now immune to the next Glitch attack.

@Flayire

@discobot roll 1d20

I shoot a projectile of pure nephrite at dubious

Denied

@DubiousLittleTyp0

considering I rolled an 18 this does absolutely nothing to me as I’m protected within my bubble

though out of spite I roll to try and fight back with some randomly thrown out neutron star bombs that grow out of my protective bubble

@discobot roll 1d20

The fact you got a 20 on this
denied

@Flayire

@discobot roll 1d20

You dodge nothing. Congrats

@Bio

This was because of that wasn’t it ;-;

@discobot roll 1d20

Yes it was, success. You’re spared.

@sanek_1

Ray stabs TAITC with the acumen sword speed form thing, transforming it into the axe and dragging it out, and using the terrain disruption from the axe to launch himself away, firing a shot from the bow. If dice allow it.

@discobot roll 2d20

The bow shot misses, but the first part works amazingly, dealing 5000 damage.

@Unlucky

Lucky walks up to @MrYes and imbues his head with lucky
@discobot roll 1d20

He gets a really bad headache

@Archenhailor

i create 20 giant wooden sharp thorns coated with TTX + LSD + HCl + heroin and launch it at TAITC

@discobot roll 1d20

You make him… more high. Don’t you think making the power hungry Glitch god high might be a bad idea? No?

Vow of Resilience III

The battle wears on. All attacks from now on (bar TAITC’s) will deal 8x damage.

TAITC’s Anger fails.

TAITC’s Anger has failed, and your ally has been saved.

TAITC uses Collateral Squared

Although almost all the students have evacuated by this point, a few still remain. Whether they’re scared or stupid, Kulvir is having a hard time getting them out of the way of the evil glitch laserbeams.

An attack is charging up, targeting forty of the innocent remaining students, along with Kulvir Makarov. If it lands, all the students will instantly die and TAITC will absorb their Binary Sludge. One person may choose to block this attack, rolling a d20. If they get a 1-5 they will instantly die, otherwise below a 10 and its a knock down, if its below 15 but above 10 they will take 75 damage. 20, and they will only take 5, otherwise they will take 50.

TAITC uses Various Glitch Attacks

(Ignore Joseph)

Apolo and Cynthia take 17 damage.
Micah takes 27 damage.

TAITC uses Heart Impaling Spear

Nick Zechroth takes 50 damage

[Archenhailor]

@Randomness

Don’t you think making the power hungry Glitch god high might be a bad idea? No?

i wanna disorient him and can he die of overdose

[WarmWater]

I start throwing 3 rocks per throw at this mf

[001]

Name: Alexandra
Age: 17
Subject: ELA
Clubs: Art, Theatre
Theoretical Magic Ability: A dual-magic; Sand/Magma. The two elements mix to create excruciatingly hot glass.

[sock]

[001]

Are you married to @shoe

[sock]

not anymore…

[001]

BACK TO THE D&- “forum curses”

[Randomness]

Submissions ended about 1.5 months ago

[Randomness]

wtf this has been going on for almost two months

[WarmWater]

wow, right on time!

[Sykadelik]

Apolo’s is worse

[Sykadelik]

I am currently on 16/100 can someone please help somehow

[Randomness]

actually you aren’t because I forgot to do everyone’s damage just then
thanks for reminding me

[Sykadelik]

I know I really shouldn’t exist after the finals but I have one of the top Curses and the world is kind of about to end