Forum Curses: The Second Act

I throw my magnifying glass directly at Taitc in frustration

It… bounces off.
If you play god and revive them, you can’t return home. Simple as that.

i just wanna kill TAITC

I call the horse. I want to ask it if I can go home.

“Sorry mate. Retired.”

go home? wdym? oh you came from another dimension

Never even knew what a “curse” was, anyway. It’s just called an Epithet to me.

I sure hope I didn’t reveal the key in the evil monologue

ask Taitc? ask the heartless? call up typ (the million magic)?

What’s the Heartless’ number again

it’s [The Heartless’ number]

(Truth. With it I can find out the true phone number of any entity in existence)

The epithet returns a message.
“Eternal Gods don’t own phones usually…”

Tammy?

They’re gods. Of course they’d have top tier electronical devices, they’re not poor.

also the horse, they have one

Also is Max going back to his home world after this

Max just assuming everyone is incredibly proficient with their epithet

Uh… sure The Heartless has a phone, his number is + ∞ 00001 1122

Actually, I’ve been thinking that most of you lot aside from Sage over there are actually remarkably dumb with your epithets. Literal barebones basics of using your power, like not a single braincell firing off trying to think of some way of using your epithet outside of just shooting the textbook definition of it at things.

I put a black hole inside a knife!

I would’ve done it so many more times if it hadn’t self-destructed on attempt 1!