True…
Ill just wait for randomness on the balancing issue for me
Itd be fun if there was another poll thats “full fight 1 vs 2” rather than seperated or imbuement like polls
(Just makes it simplier for me gg!)
Excuse me, what? Since when did gravity cause radioactive decay???
Fine. Unless your curse can destroy the literal concept of sky, or rather, up, good luck.
Randomness! Give me the God curse! /s
This was a joke
sigh This isn’t even fun anymore. Polls, do your thing. Though I’d rather get this overpowered guy out of the ring so that other polls don’t have such problems (I’m assuming there will be another bracket for the tournament)
You have no idea how much I want to say:
I make it rain cosmic storm spaghetti, creating dense neutron stars
But I like balance.
no, the gravity in neutron stars is actually strong enough it smushes electrons and protons together into neutrons, that’s why they’re called neutron stars
Oh, didn’t know that. That’s actually really interesting
no I am not kidding its wild
They are literally so extreme it collapses these particles into neutral charged ones
which kinda makes sense I guess
Oh, damn. You got any more fun facts? My interest just got reignited
Well, we actually, don’t know a whole lot about neutron stars
nuclear pasta is an entirely hypothetical form of matter that was theorized somewhere in the 1980s
another interesting thing: we have absolutely no idea what the core of a neutron star is like due to how intense the gravity is
genius battle strategy, ask your opponent to give a ted talk about their curse and fun facts then hit them over the head while they’re distracted and really into it
“No, you can’t just attack while I’m giving my monologue!”
nuh uh
I’ll just melt into plasma 
(actually, I think I’d melt into something more akin to putty but whatever)
God, just let it die
this reminds me of something extremely funny that happened during one of my fencing classes
It’s a funny game on a forum about a funny game on roblox
You have fencing classes? The closest thing I have is cqc
neutron star: ultimate technique: glizzy cooker…
(can we ask randomness if we’re allowed to use food in these fights for no reason other than it would be funny)
No need to ask. Use food for comedic affect
if fencing is a class is there any sport that uses bo staff combat?
I proceed to cook a really good hotdog
“if you let me win you can have this really tasty hotdog”
probably somewhere but as an official sport no