“That thing’s gonna escape into the night.”
“We have to use any means necessary to secure the perimeter.”
“Dont worry. I exactly know what to do”
“Just secure the perimeter with lanterns… unless its already escaped.”
“If it already escaped…”
“…crap.”
“Im pretty sure its dead”
“Considering there’s shadow hands, I think it’s fair to say that elementals exist.”
“You ever summon a light one?”
“If you shoot it with bullets and it isn’t affected, what makes you think grenades will neutralize it?”
“ACHOO! Oh shit- Uhh time to commit arson now-”
(run)
“Because grenades always work”
“A lot of light. And explosions.”
“I already threw a flashbang down there once. It came back the second the light from it was gone.”
“A flashbang doesn’t explode.”
“I can clearly see you have no idea how flashbang works”
“You probably should’ve gone and sealed the basement with those forest spirit candles that I jammed into your desk like, 2 months ago.”
(I get out a pepper shaker, and shake some pepper on Wilde’s nose before fucking running away for more arson)
“The light, and a physical thing right?”
“We already tried bullets.”
“I already tried flashbangs.”
“Yep. That thing’s probably escaped while we were discussing this.”
“Who even are you?”
ACHOO
“Fucking BITCH-”
“I COMMITTED ARSON ON THE CITY!!”
"AHAHAHAHA!!!
(gets out flamethrower)
“…let’s hope all of us have insurance.”