“No you dont”
(Yeah Im doing it second time)
“Always a flamethrower.”
“It’s getting a bit old.”
“Arsonists theese days have no creativity. BACK IN MY DAYS-”
“Bro- I have more. Like this RPG.”
“Then use it.”
“Blowing up the gas main would be pretty funny.”
(fires at gas main)
(insert troll emoji)
“It was funny.”
“Yo @anon1944624 Im reminding that you have to pay me for getting rid of monster from your basement”
“Did someone say pay??? Does that mean you’re paying for my new home security system?”
WHY DID YOU KILL JOHNNY! HE WAS A GOOD BOY! HOW COULD YOU!
Also, reminder that if you use ANY explosive…
We will all be turned into the weasel I cooked.
“…I’m pretty sure he escaped. It’s night. The electrical box is broken…”
“All the lights are out.”
“…”
“We aren’t gonna be sleeping easy for a while.”
Who hired the guy with explosives?!?! I know you don’t have no money to hire anyone!
“I work a job each day.”
“I have money. I can pay.”
“But… we should probably see how screwed we are first.”
You work 9 to 5 at a 7/11!
“I work at an office, actually.”
“Good pay, even if its a tad bit boring.”
“I’ve been trying to relearn programming from my younger years so I can do something more interesting and lucradive.”
You work at a office?? Then who’s the guy at the 7/11?!?
“Probably aki.”
“When there’s no customers she’s engrossed in art, otherwise usual 7/11 shit.”
Maybe I should consider meeting the other people on the Boulevard instead of never leaving your house…