He facepalms.
He goes to look for some snacks, and some drinks.
He puts them on the counter and slides the necessary amount of fiscal compensation.
“There you go.”
Adds a 2 buck tip.
“And a tip.”
“I’m hungry.”
Could I buy that tip jar?
“Let’s go see if Burgertown is open.”
The place with the cockroaches everywhere?
“What no. Arly’s establishment.”
But that place is a 5 star restaurant!
Now I know you don’t have money for a place like that!
I mean, I stole like 200 dollars from you yesterday!
“I’m happy I burned that book.”
I’m going to burn down your house.
Shouldn’t we call the police on her?
“Zzzzzzz…”
(Already on the counter, sleeping.)
“You remember the last time we called the police?”
“They left and didn’t even report the body.”
Yep, truly the most hard working members of our community!
I steal the cash register.
“…”
“You know your roommate works here, right?”
“They ain’t gonna let that slide.”
“Huh?! HEY!! Put it back.”
Sorry my bad…
I put the cash register in my back pocket.
“I’m not even going to question how that works.”