“Aren’t you and aki roommates technically BECAUSE YOU’RE BOTH LIVING IN MY WALLS”
“Oh yeah. The 7/11 is also at a gas station.”
“She uh. Siphons the gas for… well. Arson.”
Hey, I don’t talk to that guy! She lives in the attic! I mean who would even do such a weird thing like living in someone else’s attic? The walls are CLEARLY better!
“No, she clearly stated she was living in my walls.”
“In other words, you’re roommates.”
You have rats in the attic!
Then how have I never seen her!
(the water main explodes. it was me firing my rpg at the water main which broke it. now nobody has water.)
“Oh brother.”
Must have been the wind.
“Great. Now we don’t have running water.”
“Or gas.”
We can raid the nearby 7/11.
“Y’know what?”
“That’s the least suicidal thing I’ve heard this week.”
“I’m grabbing a lantern though.”
“I just fixed the gas and water main.”
“achoo…”
“What.”
“That was… 5 seconds.”
I’m coming with you! I need to grab something for Johnny when I find him again!
“Well, the gas and water are fixed.”
“Let’s just… buy stuff. I actually have money.”
“But who the hell will be at the register this late in the night?”
(The wall explodes and I reload my RPG with another rocket.)
:>
“You’re… the cashier of this place?”
I would like to order the 7 in the 7/11 please.
“I work here. But NO, YOU MAY NOT HAVE THE FUCKING 7 IN OUR SIGN!”
How about the 11?