Forumers you could beat(fight)

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now whenever i read your posts i will always read them in a british accent :+1:

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my burp kills people donā€™t mess with me

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this is gonna look really awkward on the streets

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I can win from my patented strategy of ā€œcall the cops and say someoneā€™s assaulting a minorā€

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Well, at least with the male forumers, I can always go for the balls. Unless they manage to hit me in the balls first. Or just hit me really hard in general, I donā€™t get much exercise.

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Not the balls :skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones:

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which british accent though

if you do it in a scouse accent ill pay you

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English accent

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i think when foreigners picture british accents they visualise the one i have rather than you :sob:

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By any chance does having a curse or a devourer increase my chances of fighting a user of Bro -metheus / Prometheus fire?

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you mean skittle?
then yes.

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I took Karate and Ju Jitsu before so I can say I could get a little far maybe

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uh
whatā€™s a scouse accent?

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Its actually easier to just aim for the head, no? Worka for both genders too. You might miss if you aim for the balls, or worse, fall over, since you need to stand on 1 leg to kick. And the pain might not even register for a few seconds with all the adrenaline! And someone can do a lot of damage in a few seconds.

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or go for the gut, that one really hurts

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Can confirm.

Alright, fighting notes, uhhā€¦

People who believe in honor or ā€œclean fightsā€ when itā€™s a case of defense or anything like that need to shut up, because Iā€™ve thrown gravel in someoneā€™s eyes, hit another with a rock, took off their shoe when they fell and put it in their mouthā€¦

I ā€œroughhousedā€ a lot in middle school and fifth grade.

But yeah, gut works. Also, go for the eyes. No one thinks about the eyes. People with glasses justā€¦ forget that a solid punch can shatter the glass and now they have glass in their eyes.

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Definitely sounds like Krav Maga or Krav Maga-esque.

I donā€™t personally know Krav Maga but its rule is basically just ā€œGo wild bro youā€™re gonna die and get folded like an omelet if you donā€™t knock the guy unconscious in the next 5 seconds.ā€

(Fun Fact though most people probably already know this): Itā€™s developed by the Israeli Defense Force.)

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I have a sickle lying somewhere in my house

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So Iā€™d say 30%

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donā€™t know much about the IDF but I am tempted to learn Krav Maga. Itā€™d be nice along with the HEMA.