Empires Update Patch Notes (Discussion Thread)

the age of men is over

the age of the gooning iris cosplayers will rule
we are creating tens, hundreds, thousands of irises

there’s also the issue that everyone has trello open rn to check if the original note is actually real, so there’s no way it’d trick anyone

I seriously hope yall straight guys do not really want this

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idc if i get banned, death before dishonor

motherfucking metapoly of all people

We must set our differences aside to wage war on these beastly creatures. The Anti Goon Coalition will assure these degenerates do not take over AO.

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As a straight male I unironically want this. (Not even because it’s attractive it’s just so I can make female characters with short hair.

lesbian women (me) winning with this one…

i think it’s a w, more player customisation is always nice

Okay, true though.

Plot twist, every non facial hair npc in the game was actually a tomboy, and they will all get boobs

poor rill

Besides, nobody can argue with the v man himself on boobs.

Jill*

can’t wait to see people wearing pink maid outfit with the beard and hair of king calvus

better plot twist, every facial haired character has had boobs this whole time, including calvus

People gonna start simping for Hortensia Lurco at this rate.

The “special” thing about us the order wanted was our lack of boobs

I’d smash

I’m hoping there will only be one character who uses the boob model, and the joke is that everybody can’t stop staring