Give me your best jokes, now
Why did the chicken cross the road?
1 stolen joke is a coincidence
2 stolen jokes is a mistake
3 stolen jokes is a pattern
30 stolen jokes is an Amy Schumer special
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Two scientists go into a bar.
the first scientist asks for some H2O
The second scientists said he’ll have H2O too
The bartender goes and gets their drinks.
The first scientist is content and the second scientist dies.
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humor
I get this one, made me chuckle a bit
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insert obligatory poop joke
Roblox moderation
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One atom says to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”
The other asks, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
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At least someone would’ve laughed if you just killed yourself instead
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great idea
i thought it was a good joke
anyways,
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra.
The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
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my existence
Breaking Bad
for some reason i find it funny
