Since most forumers are minors and going through the hell that is the school system of whichever country you’re from (British in my case) I’d love to compile a collection of goofy school stories you have. Anything counts, from ridiculousness to seriousness it’s all accepted here. I’ll start with a stupid one here, in the middle of my history a kid who wasn’t from our class randomly came in, headlocked a kid, did a dance in the doorway and never returned while my history teacher looked in utter horror. To my information, he was never disciplined.
During a trip, a student opened the emergency exit in the roof of the bus and pushed his head through. A bridge came up and he was beheaded.
At least that’s what we were told.
What we were told? By another kid or staff? It’s prolly a story made up to scare you but I didn’t mean that much if it’s true. If it’s staff it’s just going to be one of those stories where they go and tell you “don’t go doin that now!”
i think i was around twelve when this happened but after school me and a couple of the boys in my class climbed on top of the school roof using a nearby tree
we got caught by one of the boys’ parents and got yelled at but i managed to escape unnoticed and act innocent lol
another time i was goofing off with my friend in the change room with toy lightsabers pretending to battle each other
he held it in front of his crotch as a joke and started waving it around-
-then we got walked in on by a classmate, who quietly went “what the fuck…” and slowly walked out
i don’t think it helped that we were shirtless
another time i was high up in a tree taunting my friends cus they couldn’t climb it and they started spitting on pinecones and throwing them at me
needless to say the few minutes i was stuck up there were some of the longest in my life
man i actually ahve so many goofy stories from when i was younger 
What’s that?
Never heard of them.
I have no funny stories (I was severely bullied) besides one.
I called him Jack “piss in his mouth” and I’ll omit his last name, but you could put piss in it.
In seventh grade, this guy wanted to harass one of the special needs kids. I was in the stall next to this kid, lets call him O. O was peeing in the toilet, I could hear that, and Jack wanted to harass him.
So Jack slid under the stall, I saw his shoulder was in mine. I heard two things.
“Hey, -slur I cannot say here-” and then the sound of garbled gagging.
I carefully looked, and O had pissed in Jack’s mouth for going in his stall.
He still doesn’t live it down.
the rest of any stories I have consist of me being assaulted, harassed, and bullied, but thats the funny one I have.
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Water type pokemon secret move
One year my school had the amazing idea of resetting everyone’s accounts on the school computers (something about it making it easier for the younger kids who couldn’t figure out how to get powerpoint working) and because of this everyone’s logins got reset. This meant that if you knew someone’s name and what year they joined the school, you could log into their account (as long as they didn’t reset their password) and it didn’t help that that wasn’t even required for whoever had most recently used the computer, because all you needed was the password, which was the same for everyone.
Luckily, most people at the school were either too bored to care about much in lessons, trying to avoid getting into trouble by any means, or not very creative, so no real problems came about because of it (somehow) That isn’t to say that nothing happened because of it, but the only people I know of who ever did anything with this was myself and my friends.
What we would do is find anyone who’s account we could log into and change their profile picture to this:
and that was all we did. I don’t even know if most of the people we did it to even found out, but I imagine anyone who did was very confused.
It’s also a very good thing that we were the only people who figured out that this was possible, because otherwise people could get others in a lot of trouble.
would’ve been better if you changed them all to Bill Clinton and then watched p#rn on them for the true presidential experience
This is what I meant when I said
Very true, it’s noble how you didn’t get others into trouble when you could’ve easily done it for a quick laugh, much respect 
“Wait, Miss, I thought there were no more icebergs - I thought Greta Thunberg got rid of them all!” - a kid who bullies me but thankfully is also stupid af
PFFFFT BAHAHA, every kid who always harrasses another is always a dumbass due to their insecurities. Wonderful quote
I’m an adult, so my experiences are from my high school years. I was in 3rd of ESO (15 y/old for reference.)
We had a teacher we absolutely hated, and rightfully so, I’d call him a name that fits him well but it goes against the rules. Whatever. We’ll call him C. C was our math teacher at the time. Awful one at that. It was so bad, I, a (future) humanities student with not much math knowledge had to step up and explain it to my classmates because my explanations were at least much better than his.
There was a classmate who we will also call M. M was a top student, and even he was struggling with math. One day the teacher said the typical “if you don’t like my class, leave”, to which M did. This is important later on.
Another classmate. A. A was not a bad student, not necessarily, he was just struggling, much like the rest of us. But he was a bit of the prankster type. M spoke to A and told him he got punished for rightfully leaving his class, to which A explained he had a “plan”.
A went to the school’s gym. “Stole” a metal pole. Waited until math was next hour. Placed it above door.
The rest is… history.
edit: He kinda had it coming. Don’t know where he is now, nor do I care. But you can imagine what happened when the door opened. Needless to say I don’t condone it unless necessary
Just hearing A’s name is probably enough lol, he had it coming anyway
“Ah perry the platypus, how wonderful of you to join us… BUT IT IS TOO LATE. FOR MY RESEARCH ON THE METAL PIPINATOR HAS ALREADY BEEN FINISHED. IT SHALL LOBOTOMIE THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!”
My school stories don’t compare nuthin to y’all, but in my geography today some girl was annoyed about her hair because she slipped in the shower because she was trying to remove her fake tan. It’s quite a Brit thing I assure you. 
Hell indeed