Sehr true, also I love the Joshua Graham pfp
welp, hate to say it, but I have no idea who that is. The pfp’s a product of The Roulette
Wait Joshua Graham is a punishment? Search him up, one of the best written video game characters EVER WRITTEN
One time my re teacher said the n word hard r and a few weeks back i broke the head of y11s titanium 150 pounds tennis racket
Religious education except it’s just the deep south in the 1800s
During Choire in 9th grade a kid jumped out of his seat yelled and stole my choire teachers rolling chair and started rolling around through the halls and then the teacher sent an email asking someone to “detain him”
I like to imagine this kid is just phasing through walls on the chair like this guy
Also, this is the funniest one I’ve seen so far. Just imagine being that choir teacher sending the email like “Excuse me, but could you detain my student who stole my rolling chair who is currently roaming in the halls? Much appreciated”
Yeah it was really funny to this day still no idea why he did it but it makes a good story ig lol
they’re like a quest giver npc 
u think u would’ve gotten gold and exp from detaining that guy?
I legit thought of the freaking announcement for the nine tailed fox scp unit being announced throughout the halls for his recontainment procedure
And when you find them the kid is rotating in super low fps and pixel amount while it’s playing a runescape sea shanty. Although the quest reward was pretty trash ngl, a half broken toilet pass and a free ride on the rolling chair. Devs did not think this one through, still fun as a quest though
Another thing to add the next week I had to do a little assembly thing on controlling your urges/intrusive thoughts or something with the rest of the student council lol
one time my history teacher was talking about an art project and he said “Now, I know some of you here are autistic- I-I mean artistic.”
minor spelling mistake argument ruined
I constantly said skibidi toilet with five other friends for 2 years
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An English teacher I hated made us read and analyze a short-story written by Neil Gaiman (who writes about a lot of mythology). Unfortunately for her I am an autistic human who was exposed to Rick Riordan’s books at a young age, meaning I was able to derail the class by explaining the allusions to Loki, Prometheus and whoever else was mentioned. (The story was interpreting Santa as being a slave to a divine punishment in case you’re curious)
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I got held back a year in science class in high school. However I was held back due to my processing disorder, the other kids were held back because of their stupidity. They were really stupid. They thought that dolphins were fish.
this is a more serious one but uh
i got consistently harassed for using the boys bathroom (because i had long hair)
nowadays the types of people who did that are probably too spineless (im spooky and scary now) or they don’t think i’m a girl anymore (i got a haircut)
ok one question: were their brains being controlled by some sort of parasitic fungal hivemind
because that’s the level of stupidity they were displaying at the time
I have many school stories but they’re all equally depressing (classic 
moment)
Not goofy but my class teacher back in 6th grade was… well strict probably isn’t the best word but yeah. She was horribly unfair a lot.
Like, a girl just sidestepped a bit into the boys washroom to let someone pass, and some people were just making fun of her. Our oh so great teacher yelled not only at those people, but at the girl herself for absolutely no reason. Then she proceeded to lecture the whole class for a literal hour, even those who had nothing to do with this.
She exaggerated stuff so hard