One time someone threw firecrackers into a large crowd of people at like 8 in the morning before classes. I think someone screamed and then it devolved from there since most people assumed the worst (America). I think the person who did it got expelled or something
Curses, they’ve foiled my plans!!!
Yeah I’ve seen what that education system is like from some videos, very sorry you have to go through that but I admire how you still show your personality on here. Much respect and love from here 
He’s literally the modern day Sisyphus, and where the hell do your teachers find these books
i already said this on another page but i put a silicon packet in a person’s water bottle, let it soak like a tea bag, took it off and they were off for two weeks
i never got caught
Yeah I saw that, you truly are a master of acid magic (only works in England)
It wasn’t a book it was like a 1-page short story. It was by Neil Gaiman (who’s last name I may have misspelled)
Well yeah but I just meant literature materials as a whole.
Btw it’s ranked so uh peer pressure is very high
The entire grading system works off a leaderboard
Yeah I figured they would do that. I hope it goes well for you man, oh and also I just like to imagine that the head person on the leaderboard just gets the LOOKS 
“Admiration” from peers (actually no admiration in there, just the intent to get them to slack off so they can overtake them)
It’s all about throwing everyone that stands in your way under the bus
none of my school stories are goofy
All are accepted
i’m aware, it’s just quite unfortunate
Like, give me a brief description that’s not like the story just like on a scale of one to ten on how unfortunate
Man, y’all have some wild stories. All I got for myself before graduation is clinical depression.
My little sister has some, although that’s only because she’s the cause of some wild stuff. One time her band director (also mine, he works for both the middle and high schools) was trying to get the Flutes to do the dynamics of a piece they were working on, and he decided to use a “come here” sort of hand motion to signal it. He asked the Flutes what the signal meant, and my little sister decided that it’d be a good idea to shout “Come to my van little kid, I have candy!”
Dude then told that story to my class.
Oh, and she also called another teacher a pedo.
Massive little sister vibes. I have an older sister so I won’t even know but I have a feeling that’s something a younger sister would do for some reason.
oh, bet.
A kid once brought a knife to school to stab me with, I was on another kid’s “list” for something I shall not name, and I once hit my major bully in the back of the head with a rock when he turned around to go yell at his friend.
I enjoy being out of that system so much
Jesus Christ you never get a break
“We live in a school system”