Hi, i am shadow mage irislover9000 :)

[cheese_d]

you are my fire
the one desire
believe me when I say
i want it that way

[Setsugo]

[IssuesAreMinor]

It’s such a shame that their fictional crush is less fictional than their father.

[WaterisnotDrink]

i feel sick for some reason

[LiterallyLoki]

tell me why ain’t nothing but a heartache! (Unironically a banger song.)

[cheese_d]

he gave me 20 bucks and left :3
can’t wait for the next patch where he spawns in 5 years

[Soraa]

oh iris tell me why

aint nothin but a mistake

[WaterisnotDrink]

iris isnt even like real

[anon50803445]

bro’s gonna come back only to realize the milk already expired and will gotta go back to the store

[WaterisnotDrink]

take this! promethean flame blast

[cheese_d]

no?

[IssuesAreMinor]

That won’t fix their permanent brain damage.

[manyamongthem]

yeah im feeling my brain rot rn

[Flayire]

Ive seen this about once or many on the reddit

Hes expanded the iris organization
Praise iris…

[Pythoncones]

who let galleon thief into the kitchen

[Itz_Just_Mike]

I will send you to the shadow realm as a pile of ash.

[_squirrelflight]

Real life footage of iris melting Frostmill

[vorf]

punishment?

• grand navy’s execution
• drown
• BIDEN BLAST
• eaten by sharks
• flung to dark sea insanity 5

[EYESOFTH]

i am in agony

[NickyZ1]

hello rb1
your father would be disappointed in you

if you had one