As the title says.
(ToS apply:
There’s no refunds.
There’s no asking for particular presents.
There is bribing.
It has to be within my budget.
Requests may take up to 6 months.
Requests can be denied.
Requests can be rejected during the process.
You cannot sue me.
You cannot kill me.)
Robux
You get the gift of tix, don’t ask me how you can spend it.
A tomato
You get a tomato, a very green tomato.
Now all i need to do is wait for an occasion to boo someone
I give you the gift of knowledge, the person you should throw it at is currently in your house without your knowledge… until now, good luck!
Their name is terry.
I’m going to need more tomatos
I will paint my house green if i have to
You’re quickly overwhelmed by tomatoes, your house starts to creak, you hear a scream from somewhere else in the house quickly drowned out, you hear your windows explode…
You’ve gotten 2 houses worth of tomatoes in your house.
A 1l bottle of vodka
You get the vodka, but it’s been crafted into a Molotov cocktail and is currently lit.
Doesn’t light as badly as gasoline would, and if it burns I wouldn’t really feel a difference between drinking burning vodka and cheap vodka. Thanks santa!
No problem! Just don’t ask for a refund… or tell the cops about this…
santa killing weapon
happiness
Enchantment scroll please
vape
ownership of the forums
give me freedom
i bribe you with music