I am now Santa, ask me for a gift and I’ll give you one

this is war

You asked for war, that request is specific.

You’ve gotten the gift of being drafted into WWIII.

Make me Santa NOW

Give me a piece of doo doo.

You’re now an intern at Santa’s company of making gifts, you could potentially work your way up to being the CEO/Santa, but I doubt that’d happen… enjoy your gift!

You get shampoo, enjoy!

Yayyyy time to climb the festive corporate ladder

logistical question can i behead you and throw you in a well mimir-style and keep you there for eternity as long as you dont die

Bro.

Yes

yay! yay! thank u sant-

Yeah I wouldn’t go within the proximity of a proximity mine if I was you…

id like the power of observation

You get the pyro’s gas mask, enjoy!

ok not only will i be unspecific, i will do exactly as the title says

i would like a gift please


It’s not what you wanted…
Inflicts ANGER on a friend or foe.

You get a set up for hosting your own Minecraft server, on the server itself is scribbled “forum craft 2”, enjoy your gift!