I am now Santa, ask me for a gift and I’ll give you one

A gunpowder barrel

You have been banned for asking for a bomb, the authorities have been notified of your location and police have been dispatched.

Don’t be like ultimate or twoleggedabomination guys.

I was just gonna sell it at the next island and set out to sea in the empty barrel

estrogen

Syk… I was hoping that you’d be the one who read rule 2 that I tried to establish at the start… since the only time where I haven’t monkey paw’d a request (unless I liked their particular request) was @MagicDragon16’s request, since they didn’t ask for anything in particular…

You get gift of having no hormones now, Enjoy!

(Also Iris’ request has been rigged, so yeah.)

some fucker literally asked for a tomato and that was fine how was that not particular

He had an intruder enter his house due to that, and then when they asked for more their house was destroyed by too many tomatoes spawning.

Plus it was a green tomato

ok fair

rules don’t say i can’t just kill you to take what i want tho

My lawyers helped me update the ToS

tos doesn’t say i can’t ask you to change/delete the tos

Okay then ask me to

delete the tos

No that request was particular, instead of asking for just a gift…

You get the gift of your exams failing.

i request the destruction of the internet

That request was particular…

You get the gift of all of your devices exploding.

i was hoping i wouldn’t have to do what im about to do

I ask myself for a gift.

I get the gift of attacking @Sykadelik!

@discobot roll 1D20

:game_die: 9

And I miss…