Happy birthday!!!
This topic has truly been an arcane odyssey.
this has truly been a Happy Birthday!
Happy new year!
Happy birthday!
Thanks
GRSuwagnguuAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don’t worry he was saying it to me it’s my birthday today
happy (slightly late) birth date
“Happy Birthday”
-20 days later
“Son, just tell me what happened. WHO KILLED DUBIOUS LITTLE TYPO??”
…
Look, detective… it’s like I said. I forgot his birthday… and things went way wrong.
He had his birthday 20 days ago. I was busy playing Arcane Odyssey, so I forgot, but I realized I missed his birthday when he asked me to meet up.
Luckily, he didn’t remember that I didn’t show up to his party… however…
…
“So, Banana, it’s been a while since we’ve spoken since my party. What did you like most about it?”
Crap… I don’t know what to say! If I say the wrong thing, he’ll know, and then he’ll tell everyone else on Forumland…!
“Uhh… the cake. The cake was cakey.”
Dubious looks at me suspciously.
“That’s a weird way to describe cake. Anyway, do you remember when Key jumped off that building? It was hilarious, right?”
What the fuck is he saying? Key jumped off a building? I want to ask if he’s okay, but then he’ll know somethings up…
“Haha… yeah… it was great!”
Dubious looks at me for a moment.
“Banana, are you alright? You seem pretty on edge today.”
“…Yeah. I’m good! It’s just that my mom was giving me a hard time over the phone, that’s all. A-anyway, I’ve gotta go, so…”
Dubious grabs my shoulder and points a gun at my head.
“You aren’t Banana… ARE YOU?(dun dun dun)”
Holy shit, Dubious is holding me at gunpoint! This is really happening!
“Dude, are you crazy!? Stop this! It’s me, RealisticBanana! We played AO together!”
He grips the gun… damn it, is this how it’s going to end? All because I missed a birthday party??
“Okay, okay! I’m sorry I missed your party, alright? I was busy playing the AO easter event and I got carried away… I’m sorry.”
Dubious looks at me and then grins.
“Hehehe… HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA! I already knew, Banana! I already knew that you missed my birthday party! First, Key never jumped off of a building! He jumped off of a crashing playing which landed on my house causing a nuclear explosion! Of course, you wouldn’t know that happened because you weren’t at party!”
Darn! I knew Key would never jump off a building… you can’t unlock a building! Or can you… you know what, that’s not even important at this moment.
“Second, you said you talked to your mother… hehehe… hahhaa… BUT SHE’S DEAD! I SENT A PIPEBOMB TO YOUR MAILBOX WITH THE HELP OF A CERTAIN BANNED FORUMMER, INSTANTLY OBLITERATING HER WHEN SHE CHECKED FOR BILLS! ZEHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHECKMATE, BANANA! Next time… you’ll think twice before missing my birthday!”
My mom… NOOO!
“Dubious, you bastard! I’ll kill you!”
Dubious grins even harder.
“You fool, you haven’t realized yet? I’m not Dubious, I’m Sandal! HEHEHEHA! And there’s a giant meteor headed straight for you at this-a moment! The longer you stand here, the less time you have to live!”
My gosh… WHO LET THIS MAN COOK?
“Dubious- Sandal, if you let that meteor hit Forumland, everyone will die! Me, you, EVERYONE! Is vengeance really worth that much?”
Sandal gut punches me and smacks me with his gun.
Suddenly, a loud alarm sounds from seemingly out of nowhere. It’s the alarm for disasters!
…
…
“Sandal, we don’t have much time left… if you don’t stop, I’ll have to stop you myself!”, I yell, raising my hands so Sandal doesn’t shoot me.
Sandal laughs the kind of laugh a Disney villain would laugh.
“Hahaha! What are you gonna do?”, he jeers, taunting me with his gun.
“This.”, I say, bringing out an Arrow from a different universe and stabbing it into my neck.
“STANDO POWAAAA!”, I say.
My lifeless body falls to the ground, Banana coloured blood spilling out of me.
“Huh. Well that was anticlimactic.”, says Sandal, turning around to admire the large flaming rock that his currently headed his way.
“Wait a minute… that’s not how stand arrows work-”, he begins to say, but it’s too late! My stand, Banana Realism has already activated!
“This is my stand, Banana Realism! Any living thing my left hand touches turns into a banana!”, I yell.
“Banana Realism has already touched the gun. Activate, Yellow Banana!”, I say, and at that moment, Sandal turns into a banana. The meteor suddenly explodes since it was being controlled by him.
Make no mistake, Sandal isn’t dead. Now he’s just a harmless banana, unlike me, a superior, more advanced form of banana.
“You fool, Sandal! It was all a facade! The arrow was real, yes, but I already possessed stand power even before our encounter! I knew you would use the gun to kill me, so I swapped it out with a banana and made it look like a real gun! Then, I touched it with my left hand, giving it the power to turn anything alive into a banana!”
After my explanation of the unfortunate series of events that had occured, a comically large key fell out of the sky and crushed DubiousLittleBanana.
…
…And that’s how Dubious Little Typo was killed.
Honestly this is actually better written than like 80% of modern shows being produced today ngl
Secret ending: Typ appears from an alternate universe and due to bullshit logic becomes the new sandal
Among us
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what did i just read
and thank god it’s not my right hand because my pants would smell like bananas
whayt
what
Happy day!
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