Happy Birthday!
death
i will come to your deathbed and say
“Happy Deathday!”
i will scream it into your ear
your cause of death will be scream
you like that?
you and your frail ass ears
stupid old man
wrinkly little bastard
you jumpscare me and I’m going to possess you and make you run around your area of residence naked while screaming “I LOVE MEN!!!”
i’ll repossess myself, rip my skin off and run around screaming “I LOVE OILY OLD MEN!”
top that
mfer
I’ll steal your balls
beat that
(Oh wait, there’s nothing to beat )
apart from my balls
I have them tho
Happy birthday
sobbing rn
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday!
happy birthday
Happy Day!
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can’t believe he turned 23 today