It is my birthday

Happy Birthday!

death

i will come to your deathbed and say
“Happy Deathday!”

i will scream it into your ear

your cause of death will be scream

you like that?

you and your frail ass ears

stupid old man

wrinkly little bastard

you jumpscare me and I’m going to possess you and make you run around your area of residence naked while screaming “I LOVE MEN!!!”

i’ll repossess myself, rip my skin off and run around screaming “I LOVE OILY OLD MEN!”

top that

mfer

I’ll steal your balls

:open_mouth:

beat that

(Oh wait, there’s nothing to beat :joy:)

apart from my balls

I have them tho

Happy birthday

sobbing rn

Happy birthday! :tada:

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday

Happy Day!

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can’t believe he turned 23 today