“This isn’t good at all!”
“What StarForDays? Are you talking about the short hiatus that the Femtex series was on that mostly everyone hoped would forever stay off the forums?!”
“No! Karen Femtex! What should we do?!”
“StarForDays, I know what we must do. As a sworn protector of this here fine establishment, it is my duty to eradicate any pests in this store, especially ones from Starbucks!”
“You’re just some college kid, I need a real man to take my orders! Prepare to die!”
“StarForDays, get back to the basement and grab as much equipment as you can, I’ll fend her off!”
“Thanks Cashier Joe, I won’t forget this!”
[Walking Down Basement]
[More Walking Down Basement]
“I just realized how awfully cramped it is in here. Anyways that’s not important, I need to study the map here so that I can figure out a way to defeat them. Hopefully Cashier Joe is doing alright!”
“If there are supposedly only one Femtex spot at
two different building locations, that must mean that this is one of them. But which one? Starbucks doesn’t have a rounded roof so it would have to be the other one, plus the Starbucks is closer to the not so secret location that I was kidnapped in to which seems to be located on the mid-right. It seems as though I’ve gotten northwest this whole time. This whole thing really isn’t making sense.”
“I’d guess that since Karen Femtex is here that the spot to the left of Starbucks would have to be Mage Femtex’s spot since they were headed the same way I was. This would mean that the other building as well as the castle are the only places I need to go to. I think I’ll decide to go left that way I can get that one Femtex at the manor building and then get them all at once at the castle. This shouldn’t be so bad, right?”
Meanwhile with Karen Femtex and Cashier Joe…
“You make me sick! I should be getting what I want!”
“Ma’am you need to stop being so ostentatious!”
“This is America! In America, we speak English!!! I’m getting angry!!!”
“I’ve had enough with you incompetent fools!”
KAREN SUMMONING JUTSU
“Oh no! Don’t tell me she’s using that forbidden jutsu! It’s all over!”
PREPARE TO MEET MY FRIENDS FROM MY SOCIAL BOOK CLUB, AS WELL AS YOUR DEMISE!!!
To Be Continued…
