“Ah I’m finally at Starwucks! I wonder what I could get here? Also, I wonder who this Cashier Joe guy is? Oh well, I just want some of my coffee, after that last encounter I just need something to make my tongue feel alive again with some coffee and pastries.”
“Welcome to Starwucks! May I take your order?”
“Lil o’ me? Well if you insist then I simply can’t refuse 
”
“There’s literally nobody else in this store besides us ;-;”
“Oh… well I guess then you’re Cashier Joe?”
“You betcha, what would you like today?”
“Well you see, I’m friends with this woman named Femlevel80 and-”
“Did you say Femlevel80? Right this way, follow me!”
“Oh we’re just gonna go then- Ok just lead the way.”
[Walking]
[More Walking]
[Less Walking]
“Femlevel80 and I are good friends, we even used to accompany each other on spy missions together!”
“How long have I been waiting for AO? Also you just look like some sort of random college student working at a Starwucks, not a spy.”
“AO Development has been going on for way more than you realize; also my age is a secret just in case you get captured and they use your brain thingy to track me down. Anyways she told me on her emergency transmitter to give you this.”
“I’m pretty sure that’s not how that works. Also what exactly is this map thingy?”
“Well that thingy there is a long-”
“Wait… why do I hear boss music?”
[Imaginary Boss Music Plays]
“DOES THIS STORE HAVE ANY PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER!”
“Seems like a customer is a bit angry. You stay here while I go check it out.”
“This world is infested with Karen’s smh.”
“It seems that there’s a lazily made map of where all the Femtexes are headed to! Their locations almost form a circular shape on the map. This is great news and can certainly help me out!”
“WHERES THE MANAGER! I NEED TO SEE THE MANAGER!”
“I should really check up what’s going on up there. Also why is the boss music getting louder for some reason? Wait a second- why is there boss music playing in the first place!?”
[Walking Upstairs]
[More Walking Upstairs]
[More Jogging Upstairs]
[Movement Stops]
“IVE HAD ENOUGH! WHERE IS THE OWNER OF THIS DISGUSTING ESTABLISHMENT!”
“Oh no! It’s a Femtex, but she looks… different. Is that a-”
“A Karen Femtex!”
“Star that isn’t even the worse part!”
“What worser than this Joe?!”
“She has… a Starbucks cup and not a Starwucks cup!!!”
