Therapists Entry: 1:
The client’s name is Lady Carina. She decided to not tell me her real name, so I shall refer to her as Carina. This is the start of the session.
“Look, Doc. I need serious help. Every time I fight one of those players, they act like their enjoying it! One of them even attempted to lick my feet! I think I’m going crazy. Please help.”
The client is expressing emotions of extreme distress. Noted.
“Carina, are you sure you aren’t imagining things?”
“YES, I’m sure! Listen, one time, I was beating this kid up, right? And then some random dude came and shot me in the head! Of course, I’m built different, so I survive, and then I punched the lights out of him! I came over to him, stomped my foot on his chest, and he literally said: Momma!”
“The bastard called me his mother! Can you believe that?”
Carina then decided to smash a nearby table. I called security and they restrained her.
“Look, I’m sorry, alright? I won’t do it again, so please just hear me out. What should I do, Doc?”
I suggested that she wear less revealing clothing, and shave off all her hair. For reference, I scheduled her an appointment with Aang’s barber.
“You want me to GO BALD?!?!”
The subj- client,(ahem), is showing even more signs of extreme hysteria. I attempted to calm her down, stating that if she looks less attractive, they will no longer feel inclined to call her their biological mother.
“…”
The client is silent. I prepared to press the emergency button.
I ask her if there are any other problems she may need help with.
“…Fine. Now, I know I totally sound crazy, but I can’t stop the feeling of wanting to rip someone’s head off each time someone says ‘Wowza! She’s fine!’. And the problem is, each time I do, THEY COME BACK TO LIFE! THEY COME BACK FOR MORE, DOCTOR! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AGAINST THAT? EACH TIME I BEAT THEM UP, THEY-”
I felt inclined to sedate her. Any more facts that had been spoken may let her know about our true plans.
I tell my underlings to release her. She is to revisit the office next month.
Hopefully, she finds the time to shave off her hair.
don’t take it personally brother.