Lore drop thread(Sorta spoilers)

sounds like you’re missing out

hi guys (if your name is skittlesnake do not look at these images)



Epic rap battles of history!
MOROCK, HOUND OF GOD
VS.
A BANANA PEEL!!!

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would be hilarious if all grand fire curse users just end up dying obscenely silly deaths, like Warren’s fighting Wotan when he trips on a tree root and plummets straight into the ocean

level 30 warrior using grab:

A bucket of sea water gets launched directly into Warren’s face by a nearby tornado

“Will the player be able to use a devourer ever?”
“maybeeeee”

betting its gonna be revon shanking morden or something

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Nah bro, clearly Ulricus is gonna get it

neviro coming up with a devourer he stole from somewhere (maybe ravenna) and assisting us in a battle against a curse user like in my fanfic

itd be like in that comic where batman dies from just slipping off the roof and hitting his head like an idiot

Didn’t he say players won’t be able to use devourers though?

As far as I’m aware he’s only said that about curses.

If he did, then we won’t fight curse users in storyline, since if we just spank them with a magic uranium rod they fucking die and we can get a curse
That is, unless our character isn’t a do-goody bitch and decides to give it to a random fodder on our team that got fodderized who will end up like Morden 2.0
“Ooohhh but I don’t like burning stuff down” THEN STAND STILL SO I CAN GET THE CURSE FOR MYSELF BITCH WHY DID YOU ASK FOR IT IF YOU WEREN’T GONNA USE IT

I’ve come to make an announcement!
Morden is a bitch-ass motherfucker who stole my curse!

Lets drown him

Maybe we’ll use one in a cutscene but get betrayed when some else yoinks the curse and flies off

Wow… Aethereal Morock… stand strong, you’re still not the real morock though

morock would fucking decimate a banana peel never say something like that again