sounds like you’re missing out
Epic rap battles of history!
MOROCK, HOUND OF GOD
VS.
A BANANA PEEL!!!
would be hilarious if all grand fire curse users just end up dying obscenely silly deaths, like Warren’s fighting Wotan when he trips on a tree root and plummets straight into the ocean
level 30 warrior using grab:
A bucket of sea water gets launched directly into Warren’s face by a nearby tornado
“Will the player be able to use a devourer ever?”
“maybeeeee”
betting its gonna be revon shanking morden or something
Nah bro, clearly Ulricus is gonna get it
neviro coming up with a devourer he stole from somewhere (maybe ravenna) and assisting us in a battle against a curse user like in my fanfic
itd be like in that comic where batman dies from just slipping off the roof and hitting his head like an idiot
Didn’t he say players won’t be able to use devourers though?
As far as I’m aware he’s only said that about curses.
If he did, then we won’t fight curse users in storyline, since if we just spank them with a magic uranium rod they fucking die and we can get a curse
That is, unless our character isn’t a do-goody bitch and decides to give it to a random fodder on our team that got fodderized who will end up like Morden 2.0
“Ooohhh but I don’t like burning stuff down” THEN STAND STILL SO I CAN GET THE CURSE FOR MYSELF BITCH WHY DID YOU ASK FOR IT IF YOU WEREN’T GONNA USE IT
I’ve come to make an announcement!
Morden is a bitch-ass motherfucker who stole my curse!
Lets drown him
Maybe we’ll use one in a cutscene but get betrayed when some else yoinks the curse and flies off
Wow… Aethereal Morock… stand strong, you’re still not the real morock though
morock would fucking decimate a banana peel never say something like that again