By the blade :)
Bro I live in New York all of this shit you just said happens daily 
at least it’s not ohio 
im convinced some of these are your repressed sexual fantasies
ah yea I get hard to stealing sesame seeds from mcdonalds wearing underwear on my head mhm fr guys 
It’s the most common fetish
the hub’s most trending videos tbh
i cant tell if you’re being serious or not but i usually hold scissors like this when giving them to someone else to avoid cutting them accidentally lmao
yall wont BELIEVE what i found in ohio!!!
what is it
I was being partially serious. Whenever I’m transporting scissors, I hold it by the blade end while it is closed.
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LMFAO
someone’s been a busy bee
ya know I also did the exact same thing with luffy
that shit came out of nowhere wtf
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its popping out and sagging at the same time 
i would hit
youre just asking for an average florida man story.
Going to taco bell and throwing hot sauce out my window
Committing genocide then paying the news headlines to say “This goofy ahh boy to the relatable joke too far”