Make up truly surreal acts to do that normally shouldn't happen at all

By the blade :)

Bro I live in New York all of this shit you just said happens daily :rofl:

at least it’s not ohio :pray:

im convinced some of these are your repressed sexual fantasies

ah yea I get hard to stealing sesame seeds from mcdonalds wearing underwear on my head mhm fr guys :nod:

It’s the most common fetish

the hub’s most trending videos tbh

i cant tell if you’re being serious or not but i usually hold scissors like this when giving them to someone else to avoid cutting them accidentally lmao

yall wont BELIEVE what i found in ohio!!!
Enma

what is it

I was being partially serious. Whenever I’m transporting scissors, I hold it by the blade end while it is closed.

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LMFAO

someone’s been a busy bee

ya know I also did the exact same thing with luffy

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that shit came out of nowhere wtf

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its popping out and sagging at the same time :skull:

i would hit

youre just asking for an average florida man story.

Going to taco bell and throwing hot sauce out my window

Committing genocide then paying the news headlines to say “This goofy ahh boy to the relatable joke too far”