Have the powers of every olympian without destroying my mind or body.
You feel every bit of pain that would come with shifting your body in such ways.
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A nuclear reactor explodes near you mutating and giving you the ability to shapeshift but leaving you in constant agony
It is life-sized and appears directly inside your house.
All I need is time and a plan tho
The monkey’s paw teleports to a random location every time this happens
You know what? I want this too so I’m just gonna give you this with no downsides.
(Plus MKBlackbird also just did it better than me)
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You may have accounted for it not affecting you, but it still affects other people normally. Your strength is so godlike that you destroy everything you touch. The ground shatters beneath your feet and leaves you in craters wherever you go. Since you get the powers of Zeus men and women alike literally throw themselves at you wherever you go, and just trying to remove them from your personal space will likely destroy them with your newfound strength. Storms, floods, and the afterlife brought into being follow you nonstop. You are the sun incarnate, setting ablaze everything in your heavenly radius and changing the day and night with each step you take. You bring ruin to everything around you, and there is nothing you can do.
this is what you get for not specifying that you can control these powers
Ill be honest ripping apart the world isnt that bad with the state its in
Oh right you are also stranded on a barren ruined husk of Earth for all eternity because you have immortality. Oops.
Still worth it
Oh yeah is there a snail chasing me or no?
im cracked at driving in taxi simulator 2
You suck at drving irl
wdym? i was stating a fact
anyways yeah thats also true
I wish for 10 million USD(UNITED STATES DOLLARS, MODERN DAY VALUE), post taxes, legally transferred into a secure and ensured bank account under my social security number and name, that I have access to at all times, can regularly monitor at will, while the dollar maintains its relative global value and this new 10 million USD has no inflationary effect on the economy, and we still live in a capitalist society where we still exchange goods and services.
You don’t get the luxury of death. Your hubris is your undoing.
your family is now somehow aware of your newfound cash and keeps trying to beg you for it
The money is stolen from people. They will become aware of this theft eventually, and they will discover that many other people had a similar experience, and that a certain person is strangely richer by 10 million dollars.