Monkey’s paw?
Then every popular and beloved video game franchise within the past 10 years gets another sequel.
They all suck so much ass that the companies producing them collectively go bankrupt.
The genie attacks you next. 
I want a shovel
You are shot and the shovel used to dig your shallow grave is repurposed as the headstone.
Granted, you now have a desire for a shovel
I wish to be happy
Your happiness is destroying nations
yeah that sounds about right
I do wonder what would happen if you wished for something that would already lead to pain and suffering that you don’t want
Maybe it wouldn’t work because it isn’t actually something you truly wish to happen
I was going to make a joke. A very bad joke. A joke that would have gotten me banned.
Oh hey tpower720
nekopara after drops tomorrow 
please steam
technoblade comes back
You can ONLY be happy.
Literally just the exact same thing happens as in the short story.
No idea what that is so the dev drops the computer with all the data on this thing into a tub of water
Who dat