Monkey's Paw Thread

Make a wish. Do it NOW!

(no this is not Choose your superpower but the person below gives it a side effect)

Vetex drops full release right now

He literally drops it RIGHT NOW, with not even the slightest attempt to fully finish it or check for bugs. Think Cyberpunk 2077. Also, all the level cap increases are reverted.

this is Choose your superpower but the person below gives it a side effect

This thread becomes that thread but I become VERY sad that I have been sapped of my free writing prompts

Lei Heng manages to come back for canto 9

He comes back and h- wait who the hell is this guy

Vetex finally adds separate combat tags for pvp and pve

The tags take an egregious amount of time to wear off and along with reducing your infamy combat logging cuts a percentage off your current level

I get a ship in a bottle

A genie attacks you

the monkey paw now explodes with the radius of the average bedroom but the force of a supernova every time a wish is made

Thief.

give me 1 ton of yogurt

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you have breast cancer

Aren’t monkey’s paws supposed to be made by twisting the meaning of the wish? Not just “I want a bigger brain” “your balls explode”, aren’t they supposed to be “I want a bigger brain” “brain tumor”?

Yeah it’s supposed to give you want you want but in a way where you’ll regret asking for it

in the original story there was something like “i wish my son came back to life” and he came back looking like godrick the grafted

Yeah they asked for money and their son died in a workplace accident so they got compensation and then they wished for their son back and he revived inside the grave and crawled back all fucked up

I wish that I am able to shapeshift, with control over every human trait accessible to the body.