IT SEEMS POSSIBLE ALREADY i mean the release has been delayed by almost two weeks
they start making those banana popsicles with the peelable gummy skin agian
The skin is human skin flavored.
Wrong, that is not a monkey’s paw
You literally have to peel the skin because it’s a part of the packaging
What’s a bad wish already?
Furrification by touch
Granted, everything you touch grows a layer of fluffy mold!
Already have this power, its just slow
I wish for true human immortality.
It’s fast now, though, kinda like the golden touch of king Midas. Takes just a few seconds to cover a decently sized object like a table in a layer of fluffy mold.
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Yay, thanks
This world shall know mold
A fingers curls. You get true immortality. No side effects. You will live to see the heat death of the universe.
Granted, you’re now a person made entirely of cancer cells.
This is exactly what I asked for.
ok Henrietta.
YEah, correct. Thats the problem.
I do not mind waiting 90 quadrillion years.
Sir you’re supposed to say “this isn’t what I wished for!”