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Ultra · February 22, 2022, 12:28am

This is the most important geopolitical event today. Nothing else comes close. ^{cough cough cough cough}

Shellseawing · February 22, 2022, 12:33am

That bear wants his pizza.

DRobinHood · February 22, 2022, 2:06am

hank cannot be stopped

A_Name · February 22, 2022, 2:13am

I for one welcome our hank overlords

Shellseawing · February 22, 2022, 2:20am

Thankfully he only wants pizza not humanoid flesh.

OmenHelpMe · February 22, 2022, 2:25am

All my homies love Hank

LichdaDerp · February 22, 2022, 2:29am

Fucker looks like he could shrug off of a shotgun blast point blank

Shellseawing · February 22, 2022, 2:34am

yeah.

OhHey · February 22, 2022, 2:35am

I can’t tell you if an animal is overweight or not but GOD DAYUM that is one chunky monkey

StarForDays · February 22, 2022, 4:55am

I heard about this menace of a bear today in the news. Hank the Tank cannot be stopped

Ultra · February 22, 2022, 5:21am

Yeah, I can’t think of one other important newsworthy thing that happened today.

GRAINYS · February 22, 2022, 6:48am

Another fine addition to the F. Bear family

Broly · February 22, 2022, 5:40pm

Holy shit man would slap the hell out of Feddy Fastbear easily

AwesomeOS · February 22, 2022, 5:43pm

i would gladly donate all my leftover food to this man no questions asked

Cryonical · February 22, 2022, 5:46pm

Don’t laugh at his name, he can and will do sit ups on top of you until you convert to Jpeg

Broly · February 22, 2022, 5:56pm

gg

Cryonical · February 22, 2022, 5:56pm

Hank is truly a menace