Not a Life for Everyone

Not a Life for Everyone

She fastened the cloak behind her neck and stepped out into the empty street. A magic circle spiralled on her hand as she flaunted her recently learnt Wind Magic for… nobody to see. All her life she had dreamt of becoming an explorer, and recently she had taught herself the basics of Magic, with some effort - the latent power of her bloodline had been hiding away all these years but finally, it was free. She only really knew how to launch a simple blast or create some visually appealing but combatively ineffectively shapes, but that would be enough to scare off most bandits or thieves, surely.

And at long last, the whole of the world was at her fingertips. Perhaps she could head to the nearby Grand Navy outpost and sign up, go and explore their headquarters which she had always seen looming far in the distance. A merchant once told her the entire mountain was hollowed out, and the King Admiral had his office inside a giant crystalline room which was embedded into the eastern face.

Fight the Corsairs, kill assassins. Get promoted and wear a nice uniform!

Or perhaps she could be a mercenary, sword, or magic for hire. That would be exciting. Travelling to merchant towns all over the world in search of a job.

She could become a pirate… not like a criminal one, but more like… one who does it for the thrill. You know, the adventure, the high seas, hiding out in abandoned coves, singing sea shanties. That would be fun.

Or, treasure hunter. Who doesn’t love treasure. Find the stuff all the Pirates of so long ago hid, dig it up, get some dirt on your hands as you haul giant chests onto your Brig.

Ha! She could have her own crew, trade cargo for a larger ship, go sailing as a legend of the seas. Everyone will hear her story. Everyone could know her name.

She could be a bounty hunter, perhaps. Fight criminals for justice and get paid to do so. No wage like the Navy but the greater freedom (And occasionally greater reward) would suit her well.
A ragged man with crazed eyes pulled out a pistol as he stumbled past.

“Money… Give me… som- Lass… ‘r… trigger. Death.”
His pile of words made no sense to the girl. She laughed at the old pistol he carried. It looked decades ancient and was so full of dirt she hardly could imagine it firing. A magic circle formed on her wrist. “I’d run if I were you… especially if you’re planning on survivi-”

A bullet shattered her skull and blood ran down her empty face.

The life isn’t for everyone.

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And this is why we don’t use sophragos gear ladies and gentlemen

thank you for reading this safety PSA

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real
your defence stat shouldn’t be neglected

looks like somebody sacraficed all their defense for size in order to get the funni wind knockback build. rookie mistake

fake news everyone just respawns in the Arcane universe, that’s why it always says you “defeated” someone instead of “killed”, going by pokemon rules :nerd_face: :point_up: (totally not a cope to make me feel less bad about slaughtering marines and merchants)

I actually really like how this was written—the buildup to the reality check was definitely a twist. Bravo.

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Ironically, this is inspiring.

Go out there, go live a life, go get shot by crazed criminals- surely it’s fun

she respawns on windrow and immediately puts on titanium/cernyx gear

now she’s cooking

she is NOT cooking

cernyx gear valid stfu poohead

the dark bronze in question:

who the hell wants to use dark bronze over cernyx

and anyway cernyx faulds/amulet is good for defense accessories

Dark Bronze is better than Cernyx if you’re looking for high attack speed coupled with natural defense.

girl attempts to emulate ruby roger, gets killed instantly

Woah, this is eerily close to a protagonist of an unhinged RPG game.

(Nice writing)

Whoa! I wanna know so badly who that criminal is… I like the mystery. For some strange reason he speaks almost incomprehensibly, and his gun still fires even though the barrel looks stuffed with dirt. Very curious :eyes:

He’s drunk and gunpowder exploding isn’t gonna be stopped by some dirt

Also doesn’t the criminal being someone special defeat the entire point of the story