as someone who has never seriously tried understanding scythe’s moveset i can say for certain he is basically sword and bio combined
yeah she’s pretty nice has some tech you may wanna learn but overall medium skill floor pretty good when you get it right
I might play slingshot more since he feels basically like a mage
you spam projectiles 
and move around like the floor is on fire
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
reading through it, I don’t think anyone who calls Phighting’s soundtrack bad is the sort of person to have opinions most normal people would hold
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Client-sided issue you fucking robot.
Client-sided issue you fucking robot.
Client-sided issue and your stupid ass repeated the exact same point 2 seconds ago.
What the fuck does this cryptic ass bullshit even mean, you’re talking like your pulling ARG puzzles out of your ass while throwing them into a Caesar Cipher and then posting it as a incredibly mindblowing life-changing point that no one expect you fucking understands
You have Down Syndrome. This one isn’t an insult.
Alright, here’s what I’ve got. (You may find it difficult to read considering you are probably too young to be here, but you must remember that language is an important part of your school curriculum!)
Go fuck yourself.
I’m not going to sit here and pretend that your points hold water, they do not, and frankly, I cannot somehow delude myself into believing that anything you just said actually works as an argumentive point for why the game is objectively badly designed. Half of what you just said can be amounted to ‘Are you fucking stupid’ and ‘You can already do that’ as well as ‘That’s literally completely incorrect’ and I genuinely believe that even you don’t even think that your own arguments hold considering how you pussied out at the end by giving it a 5/10, though I wouldn’t put it past you if you couldn’t figure out how to rate something via a ratio.
Of course, you may be wondering what my analysis of the other half of your argument is. Unlike you, I don’t meet things halfway and give it a 5/10 despite my supposed opinion of the game.
One of your issues is ‘bad game design’
Another one of your issues is ‘good game design’
What the fuck?
Are trying to tell me that you’re an attempt at a scientific recreation of humanity’s stupidity? Are you trying to emulate a fucking Neanderthal? Is being a normal fucking homo-sapien too fucking difficult for your unevolved ass? Is it too hard to reach down into the Roblox menu and set the volume to 0? Can your fatass fingers not do that? Maybe mommy and daddy didn’t teach you how to be independent so you have to rely on others for literally everything? Including a fucking videogame based on teamwork?
Can you fucking believe it! A team-based game needs teamwork!
Though I heavily suspect the reason you kept losing wasn’t because of your teammates. Have you ever heard of what a ‘common denominator’ is? They teach that in grade school, but I wouldn’t put it past you if you graduate.
“Why can I take damage during an ultimate’s cutscene!”
Excuse me?
Are you saying that I, in a stupid dumb move that should never logically work in any reality or game, be able to
walk up to the entire enemy team
and then either revive ALL of them or kill/stun the ENTIRE enemy team
without ANY consequence at all therefore turning the tide in literally less than a second?
If you truthfully believe this, never come back and watch a video on Overwatch’s ‘Mercy’ and her balancing history.
Also, if two of your entire points are that “people that are more skilled than me are better than me at the game” and “As a new player, I am new to the characters in the game” then you should instantly realize that you have no say in any argument relating to the topic in which you speak of. You sound like this.
TLDR: 4/10 argument. You’re an unevolved baboon with multiple unchecked mental and physical deformities desperately trying to feign humanity. Don’t speak to anyone about your opinions ever again.
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By the way, I know this is bait. I, however, knowingly took the bait because it gave me an opportunity to denounce, demean, and insult such an unbearably unpleasant and unbelievable take such as the argument you AI generated. If it wasn’t, congrats. I personally cannot tell the difference.
bro what did i cause by talking about phighting
I like that one song that plays on the bank map when the round is about to end and the police are like “GET THOSE ROBBERS OUTTA DE BANK” and then the saxophone starts going all crazy like this kind of 
and I feel a tiny surge in adrenaline
ok but
what if I called you a poo head
poopie head
fart muncher
dunderhead mcspazatron
skibidi-jitsu
you ARE the definition
if you change, the definition changes, you aren’t A dunderhead mcspazatron, you are THE dunderhead mcspazatron
A bit late to the party but this question summoned me because I probably know more about this than anyone else excluding the devs themselves
Pirates won the phestival and poll yay
also I got a free sick skin
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Speaking of the skin, do you want to see an screenshot involving it that is of a literal impossible circumstance.
uhhhh sure?
neat I guess
I didn’t get the skin early, I just learned how to time travel