yeah she’s pretty nice has some tech you may wanna learn but overall medium skill floor pretty good when you get it right
I might play slingshot more since he feels basically like a mage
you spam projectiles 
and move around like the floor is on fire
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
reading through it, I don’t think anyone who calls Phighting’s soundtrack bad is the sort of person to have opinions most normal people would hold
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Client-sided issue you fucking robot.
Client-sided issue you fucking robot.
Client-sided issue and your stupid ass repeated the exact same point 2 seconds ago.
What the fuck does this cryptic ass bullshit even mean, you’re talking like your pulling ARG puzzles out of your ass while throwing them into a Caesar Cipher and then posting it as a incredibly mindblowing life-changing point that no one expect you fucking understands
You have Down Syndrome. This one isn’t an insult.
Alright, here’s what I’ve got. (You may find it difficult to read considering you are probably too young to be here, but you must remember that language is an important part of your school curriculum!)
Go fuck yourself.
I’m not going to sit here and pretend that your points hold water, they do not, and frankly, I cannot somehow delude myself into believing that anything you just said actually works as an argumentive point for why the game is objectively badly designed. Half of what you just said can be amounted to ‘Are you fucking stupid’ and ‘You can already do that’ as well as ‘That’s literally completely incorrect’ and I genuinely believe that even you don’t even think that your own arguments hold considering how you pussied out at the end by giving it a 5/10, though I wouldn’t put it past you if you couldn’t figure out how to rate something via a ratio.
Of course, you may be wondering what my analysis of the other half of your argument is. Unlike you, I don’t meet things halfway and give it a 5/10 despite my supposed opinion of the game.
One of your issues is ‘bad game design’
Another one of your issues is ‘good game design’
What the fuck?
Are trying to tell me that you’re an attempt at a scientific recreation of humanity’s stupidity? Are you trying to emulate a fucking Neanderthal? Is being a normal fucking homo-sapien too fucking difficult for your unevolved ass? Is it too hard to reach down into the Roblox menu and set the volume to 0? Can your fatass fingers not do that? Maybe mommy and daddy didn’t teach you how to be independent so you have to rely on others for literally everything? Including a fucking videogame based on teamwork?
Can you fucking believe it! A team-based game needs teamwork!
Though I heavily suspect the reason you kept losing wasn’t because of your teammates. Have you ever heard of what a ‘common denominator’ is? They teach that in grade school, but I wouldn’t put it past you if you graduate.
“Why can I take damage during an ultimate’s cutscene!”
Excuse me?
Are you saying that I, in a stupid dumb move that should never logically work in any reality or game, be able to
walk up to the entire enemy team
and then either revive ALL of them or kill/stun the ENTIRE enemy team
without ANY consequence at all therefore turning the tide in literally less than a second?
If you truthfully believe this, never come back and watch a video on Overwatch’s ‘Mercy’ and her balancing history.
Also, if two of your entire points are that “people that are more skilled than me are better than me at the game” and “As a new player, I am new to the characters in the game” then you should instantly realize that you have no say in any argument relating to the topic in which you speak of. You sound like this.
TLDR: 4/10 argument. You’re an unevolved baboon with multiple unchecked mental and physical deformities desperately trying to feign humanity. Don’t speak to anyone about your opinions ever again.
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By the way, I know this is bait. I, however, knowingly took the bait because it gave me an opportunity to denounce, demean, and insult such an unbearably unpleasant and unbelievable take such as the argument you AI generated. If it wasn’t, congrats. I personally cannot tell the difference.
bro what did i cause by talking about phighting
I like that one song that plays on the bank map when the round is about to end and the police are like “GET THOSE ROBBERS OUTTA DE BANK” and then the saxophone starts going all crazy like this kind of 
and I feel a tiny surge in adrenaline
You summoned the n°1 phighting hater.
Elaborate why having 2~5 seconds long animations ultimate cutscenes in which the player cannot do anything is a “client-sided issue” (it’s been this way since phighting’s release)
And might I know what said client sided issues are? Stop pulling the same card and actually explain these issues that made my playtime worse.
Menu as in the Play/Settings screen and Intro as in the part where the characters tells you about the maps.
And again, how is this client sided? PLEASE just explain what it is which is literally why I’m ASKING about them.
It means that the principal emotion which you will be feeling when playing the game is positive stress, akin to adrenaline and easily mistakened for fun to the unexperienced.
Again, leaving my arguments unanswered. Bait used to be believable.
There is literally no way to know this pre-launch and I can see that unless you’ve spent 20+ hours, you won’t be aware of what to do to help your team/vice versa.
Common denominator of moves: they let you play the game while you use them.
Exception: Ultimates.
Reasoning: Balancing
Flaw: Mean to escape actually balancing the game one way or another (they can’t decide themselves), Loss of control, Unexpected as it’s common to be invulnerable during cutscenes (common denominator).
Meaning that they lack accessibility to new players and push them off, of course though, people will either watch video guides or keep on playing like monkeys in order to go past the literal wall that is:
- Being launched in a random lobby with players of varying skill level (there is an explicit reason as to why matchmaking is a thing, sherlock, it’s so that everyone can have fun at the same time by separating those of varying experience)
- The character information screen only explains their concept, and I, a new player, am forced to go out of my way to play another character that I am not familiar with, meaning that the sweet little scrap hut I made myself to protect myself from the rain (more skilled players) is being outright demolished because “it’s part of the game”
tl;dr you only adressed the arguments that were more easily argued against, overall, 2/10. Bait used to be believable.
ok but
what if I called you a poo head
then the argument would stop because I’d rather argue against that.
poopie head
fart muncher
dunderhead mcspazatron
I’m obligated to ask about the last two you’ve used:
- How does one munches on farts? They are gases.
- What’s a dunderhead mcspazatron?
skibidi-jitsu
I asked what, not who
you ARE the definition
if you change, the definition changes, you aren’t A dunderhead mcspazatron, you are THE dunderhead mcspazatron
A bit late to the party but this question summoned me because I probably know more about this than anyone else excluding the devs themselves
Pirates won the phestival and poll yay
also I got a free sick skin
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Speaking of the skin, do you want to see an screenshot involving it that is of a literal impossible circumstance.