if I do does that mean I can defend against it
…unless you also can use pokemon abilities I don’t think so
and I would land the flinch so you’d be totally cooked lol
(what even is your power)
short answer is laser vision that I can make bounce off any surface
long answer:
(if archenhailor approves)
would a laser count as like, an electric or fire based ability
neither. These aren’t irl lasers though. Laser is just the closest word to what I mean
so… what are they?
just some sort of psychic energy?
oh I just saw this
God bless wishiwashi
tsunami time 
I mean I guess you could consider it a psychic thing
ah, I know the perfect play
-incineroar to bait the incoming laser
-psychic immunity, I’ll eat the hit and swap into some kind of stronger attacker
What if I just ignore the pokemon and go for you
I cast protect
…?
pokemon equivalent to literally just going “nuh uh”
priority status move that negates all effects from incoming attacks
what’s the catch
I just can’t spam it over and over again
but in the times when going for the protect is a risky play I can always just use amnesia (psychic type status move that sharply raises my ranged defense by 2 stages) to tank incoming lasers, and then I can go back to using protect or a healing move to egain HP
how strong would an attack need to be to one shot you while your defense is raised
nothing you could manage 
actually now that I think about it, it’d be hilarious if I could use the generational gimmicks…
my latios can mege evolve, what I could too? or use a z move… or dynamax… or terastalize
imagine me terastalizing into a dark type and just eating up all the mind lasers like its nothing
and then I go in for that STAB darkest lariat 
Whatever go my Urshifu
Dont worry vaccum of space works just well and yeah this one
what if I just
threw glitter at you
in a really cutesy girly way