Randomness’s Arcane Recap (Apr 2023)
Well well well… it’s about time you lot noticed that I don’t use apostrophes correctly for the title of these things.
Hi, I’m Randomness, the guy with 0% life, 55% ice magic and 100% broken tables. This is my overly grass-hating series where I compile patch notes into an overcomplicated archive.
And with that thrown out of the way violently, lets introduce April’s edition of everybody’s third favourite patch note recap, which has yet to get a simple acronym or shortened version for easy reference, Randomness’s Arcane Recap!
April Updates
Shark
And eggcelent puns
Patch notes
1.11.24 Sea Charts
1.11.25 Event, Breathing, and Bronze Sea Diver
1.11.26 Easter event
1.11.27 Shark
1.11.28 Swivel guns
1.11.29 Ship Attachments
1.11.30 Potions
1.11.31 Yes, this is a patch note
1.11.32 Balance changes
1.11.33 Massive Cyronical and Obito Dubs!
1.11.34 Wipes (Probably should announce these sorts of things in #News because nobody checks the trello in the discord)
1.12 Underwater update release 
1.12.1 Underwater patch #1
1.12.2 Memory leak fix
1.12.3 Potion update start
1.12.4 Potion reagents
Images
Videos
Leaks, gameplay and music
Credits to Maplestorm (@Maple) for the videos seen below
Credits to all respective composers for the music below.
Links found in credits below.
Tester vids
Does not include shorts/livestreams
Selectorch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3daMFaSpYLk&t=29s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK2f3NEHOhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQw0iyod3B4
Firranos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGZQykEdcGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVLCn7KhiM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIspRDLxLrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydk3KXUTzN4
Kurumai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Q-rFsH87o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nC4_6PLg30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BopZ9BOIEXU
Patreon Only
This Month, On Patreon:
Patreon chat
Exactly 0 new topics in the patreon category
Golden name???
Silver name???
Vetex name???
One image from vetex
Clan stuff on forums I suppose
Yeah its been quite dead this month.
Details from the man himself:
Final notes
Herebye ends thine recap of the Arcane variety.
I hope everyone is doing well, especially this no life who has insulted me many times over the last month, I couldn’t have done it without your demotivation
Poll
- Meteroregg
- Alchemist Enizegg
- Skycliff Eggland
- Captain Harwell the Egg
- Forest of Cernunegg
- King Calvegg
- PvEgg (Wait no this is the PvP one)
- We found this in Rubricegg
- Shuregg
- Akursius Kegg
- Moai.
- Cactegg
- Under the wategg
- Canegg? Cannegg?
- Great Egg Shark Egg
- Treasure Egg
- Mount Orthyegg
- Whispering Egg
- Cocoegg
- Icegg
Credits
Credits
Reminders for AO 3
The Trello
Selectorch’s, Cryonicals, Maplestorm’s, Firannos’s and Kurumai’s Channels
https://www.youtube.com/@Selectorch
https://www.youtube.com/@cryonical2766
https://www.youtube.com/@Maplestorm
https://www.youtube.com/@Strikishi
https://www.youtube.com/@Firranos
The vetcord
Vetex’s Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/vetex/about
And of course…
If you were looking for the Generally Orange Council, I’m afraid I cannot help you, hah… Even I have never seen the faces of our leaders…
– Architect Tobi, The Walk of Somewhat Destructiveness
I wonder, did you know my secret, or was killing me a mere coincidence…
– Commodore Cryonical, The Blue Sword of a usually long, thin, and slightly curved variety.
The Randomness’s Arcane Universe is growing at a somewhat slow pace.
