I shall send an army of questioning lizards after people who don’t expect it and/or don’t like lizards.
Why’d it be beastiality? You can just use them to murder/maim
Gay people are capable of murder too
I pick romantic catgirls
Objectumsexual Siphonophores
They trigger by act of existence alone
This hurts my feelings very badly
200 billion transmasc centaurs sent to eviscerate anyone who touches these foul forums
SIPHONOPHORE MENTIONED!!! They’re so cool, why does no one know about them
I get the Pansexual demons from hell
100,000 strong army comprised of @Scoobert s
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Oh hell nah, Skittles found out how to clone people.
500k Army of Sadomasochistic lesbian Wolverines (The animal, not the hero) coming to your location whenever you make a bad suggestion.
27 asexual sirens (they just kill you without the singing)
Sending fifty aromantic 50 megaton nuclear missiles
My army consists of 1 singular human of human sexuality, which is too complex and individual to properly label.
And they have a gun. A gun which is headshotsexual.
Claiming 55 aromantic wyverns
Why the hell is sexuality an option?
because bluefighter kept summoning werewolves of “ambiguous sexuality” upon necrobumpers
oh boy
Not to worry, it doesn’t need to have an effect
For example, my 4 buff werewolf warlords of ambiguous sexuality don’t actually do anything ambiguously sexual to necroposters, they just gore them with lances of loyalty and give them brain damage with lion’s halberds