Select your army

i choose 7 transfem pixies that get sent after people who follow me (its for a tea party)

heh… bisexual ents
i’ll do it whenever tf i feel like it

I see…

Dragons, wyverns…
I think I’ll just order a bowl of noodles

500 straight eastern dragons
(And I gave them each one an arcane barrel to drop)
They are dropping on anyone who whine about an issue without context (or at least acknowledging other sides)

5 pansexual satyrs to sic on anyone who posts a gif (i have equipped them with numerous firearms)

25.8 straight female kitsunes that spawn whenever I get ganked to freaking murder them gankers

wdym 25.8

one is missing a 5th of their body so probably a leg or arm

anyways, 30 moronsexual dragon girls, they are also very cracked with their powers

I am sending a bisexual genderfluid fox to eat whoever created those Pelion rift wanna-be things in the Dark sea.

12,593 pangender pukekos to preposterously pilfer any perilous plunderers who decide to uhhh idk be kinda annoying in my general vicinity

missed opportunity to say “who plan to piss people off in proximity to my person”

GOD

DAMNIT

(complete sentence)

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one of them is an amputee, for diversity

i’m taking bisexual dogs. for the sole purpose of coming after you. syka count ur dasy

ive told you before how much i hate you, correct?

likewise syka likewise…

paypal me 50

50 bisexual dogs?

50 quid