like anything at all, idc just list em i need ideas.
have them use their brain more
I’d ask god to replace humans with fursonas and then everyone who’s already alive will magically get transformed into an anthropomorphic version of their favorite animal (or one that matches their personality best), fictional species like dragons and protogens are also completely valid and you have the chance to turn into one if you don’t have a favorite animal.
I would do this solely out of malice.
Also I’d turn into my omnipotent god OC just so I can troll the earth and abuse my powers
If I had to do something beneficial though I guess I’d just ask god to overall increase our emotional intelligence and completely eliminate certain developmental disorders like down syndrome and psychopathy (people who have these conditions get automatically cured)
remove the fucking split streams you get while pissing that make you miss, also america too op plz nerf
you have absolutely no idea how based you are for bringing this up
good to know i aint alone
so many innocent toilet seats… tainted by my dark sea rain…
giving the next person to sit down without checking insanity 5
man I love it when I needa use a public restroom and as I sit down to take a dump I feel that cold piss puddle touch me and now my asscheek has the atlantean modifier
Make it so everyone constant has that itchy feeling that feels like it is under your skin and is unreachable.
Make it so everyone always feels like they need to pee, no matter how much they pee or even if they don’t actually have to go, they will always feel like they have to pee
you sir are an asshole
thats just mean
I knew someone was going to say it, didn’t expect it to be you though
Gotta keep the opps guessing yknow
character customisation screen once a month that lets you look however you want, yes this would include furries and amorphous gases
ngl the 2nd most valuable one listed yet
also please nerf britain to op with breath ability