Suggest a new feature for the game that will instantly make you Public Enemy #1

The titles removal would be a good change

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after a whale has been dead for 1 minute, it will explode

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I mean it’s true, it did in fact make him public enemy number 1

Kinda sad to see how many of these are just actual game features nobody likes.

Make the only way to get maximum power through a method on one island or through extended combat.

deepwoken reference ?!

Add auras which you have to pay 100 galleons to spin a wheel with a bunch of auras on it. The only way to get an aura without spinning the wheel is if you have over 1000 hours you get a green wafting aura with flies that you can’t remove.

No?

Jump. But the green aura is funny tbh

Hybrid have a different title despite being the same level which just causes confusion and in general they serve literally zero purpose, instead they could add something that tells which of two stats they spent the most on.

Wym, which ones?

why isn’t the title just based off player level

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hybrids actually have a higher title

I meant to say different, my fault.

All base stats are removed from items, making it so that the only way to actually get stats is through modifiers

mr_hyperspace boss health bar appears

Good idea, a healthbar should appear whenever you equip an item with modifiers

You can now make families!
To start a family, you must first find a lover. These can be any of the citizen NPCs. You can talk to them and will have several options through dialogue, such as:
“Hello, I think cheese is great!”
“I ate three wheels of cheese just last night!” or “Your gorgeous eyes enchant me better than any enchanter.”
You will have to pick the correct option several times without failing. The sequences are of 5, 10 and 15 dialogues based on the level of love you have. Each sequence you complete ups you one level of love (LoL). These are stranger, friendly, close and loving.
Each time you want to start a sequence, you have to give the person a gift. At stranger level, it’s enough to give them a bone. However, if you want to complete the loving level, expect to be paying sunken items, exotic enchants etc.
After you finish loving level, you will officially be engaged. After this, you can buy a house in any town, and your dear lover will always spawn in that town. They will wander around and do normal NPC stuff, except when you show up, and because you’re Odysseus in a way that you’re gone for 20 years, coming near them will trigger an unskippable dialogue that only gets longer the longer you are away.
You can have multiple lovers at the same time too, but if either of them find out, they will kill each other.
You can build relationship with your partner by talking to them, bringing them small gifts, murdering people they want dead or by having [redacted].
After building your relationship enough, you can choose to have a baby. Now comes the tricky part. Either one of you MUST have a flat chest, and the other one MUST have boobs. After this, your character (regardless of your gender) will become pregnant. This will increase your belly size and slow you down increasingly until 9 in-gane months are up.
After that, at the exact 9 month mark, you will give birth to a child that will look like the absolute average of either one of you. The child can be with either you or your spouse. If you leave it with your spouse, it will become an NPC later on that another player or even you can fall in love with (eww you fucking creep it’s your own child). If it travels with you, there is a far greater chance it will get murdered. However, after 18 in-game months, the child will be so traumatized it will grow up into an 18 year old that acts as a deckhand, villain or hero.

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You cooked too much prepared to be cooked

Did I win?