Welcome to Super Noob Adventures-a Forum Adventure. A Forum Adventure is basically a web comic on a forum with a story that’s powered by your suggestions. It’s simple enough.
This is the second iteration of Noob Adventures-the first iteration was cancelled because I didn’t have enough time, but now that I have a ridiculous amount of free time I’ve decided to reboot Noob Adventures (And I promise I won’t cancel this-but there might be a long hiatus, so be ready for that)
And one more important note before we begin; I won’t be able to take all suggestions!
And here’s a set of rules for suggestions, if your suggestion breaks one of these rules, that suggestion will be ignored.
-Suggestions cannot ask for the death of Noob.
-No NSFW suggestions.
-No suggestions Noob simply isn’t capable of.
-No describing how much damage an attack does. I’ll decide myself based on the creativity and actual force of the attack.
-This suggestion rule list will probably be expanded later.
But it’s just a stupid, random idea that’s wandered into your head. No way you’re jumping off of this island, if you did, it looks like you’d be falling forever!
Well, either that, or you’d just loop and fall back onto this island.
pro tip: when trying to quote a post and it gives you the “cant quote whole post” bullshit you can just manually add a space or any random character to the end of the text of the quote, I think pressing the “quote whole post” button works sometimes too but I just thought I’d let you know
You get the idea to ruthlessly assault the bigger tree with the sapling, but you pass it off, in fear that another acorn would assault your poor, delicate face. And also because that’d end up killing the sapling, which may or may not count as child murder.
You get another idea related to tree-smacking, this time involving you throwing a rock at the tree from a safe distance. Since the threat of an acorn to the face is no more, why not?
Recovering from the pain of once again taking an object to the head, you wonder what’d happen if you just randomly warped to another dimension. It’s a strange idea, and you don’t think it’ll be happening anytime soon…
You take out both of the acorns, the one you put in your inventory before and the one that just hit your face, in hopes that you’ll befriend a squirrel.
Assuming an object that falls off the island teleports to the middle top:
Make a hole in the middle of the island, push a rock into it, and watch as it continuously gains speed forever by warping back to the top and through the hole once it reaches the bottom, only to repeat said process.
Once enough speed has been acquired, uproot a tree and position it in such a way that an impact to the other side of it will launch you in a see-saw fashion.
Use this rock’s momentum to launch you hundreds of thousands of miles away from the island to see if there’s anything out there. If there isn’t, at least your trip to space could end with you finding an orbital Sea Curse.
If neither work, the ceaselessly falling rock will still be usable as an infinite energy generator in the future.
You wonder what it would be like if you had the power to build anything you wanted to. That would be awesome, and you’d be able to expand this puny little island, but sadly you have no access to such abilities.
