I make a device that, every day, slightly changes the physics of a game with a very physics/tech-based speedrun with a very popular speedrunning scene
A device that makes every single floor board, door, bed frame, and anything that can creak, creak the loudest it possibly can. It activates and deactivates whenever I push a button which I randomly push so people believe it stoped, until I push the button again and everything starts creaking again.
A strange seasoning that can randomly change taste. Imagine trying to salt your food only for the seasoning to turn into some very random flavor.
BEHOLD MY AMOGUS-O-NATOR
It fires a laser and whatever it hits gains a teeny tiny among us not visible from afar but if you look closely, THERE IT IS. Also, I accidentally hit a discoball and now the entire city has tiny among us characters everywhere. Oh well.
NOW YOU CANNOT UNSEE AMONG US IN EVERYTHING AHAHAHAHA
What do you mean there’s one on my forehead
among us reference???
I also used it on my reply
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a machine that pumps out dogshit suggestions on the forums
NYEHEHEH, BEHOLD, MY CHALK-SCRATCHER-INATOR. AUTISTIC PEOPLE WILL HEAR IT AND KILL THEMSELVES! MUHUHAHAHA! (complete sentence)
Dude, it was supposed to be mildly annoying not a crime against humanity!
Your honor, if I were lying then my pants would be on fire.
Hair in your mouth-inator!!!
Well it’s hard to argue with that logic
Dear god why must you do this to me
A thing that steals your phone charger when you need it the most :3 (literally me)
Hey Bio, theft isn’t cool! Please stop stealing our phone chargers whenever we need them the most </3
Instead, you should make a gone-inator that makes people not see the things that they desire.
You say theft is bad but now you go stealing people’s dreams =3=
the sock-wet-ificator!
it makes your socks a little bit wet and uncomfortable to wear
(it also gives sock a shower for free)
I present to thee… the spoon-fork-swap-inator!!! This device hold the immense power of swapping a fork in your hand with a spoon whenever you wish to use it and vice versa! Soup will now go extinct! Billions will perish from inconvenience!!!
The unlimited access to the Internet for my victims. This is going to lead them into the endless trance.
