Let’s go down the list, shall we? I won’t be explaining my reasoning for everyone, just the more important characters. (I apologize in advance for this)
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Morden is actually Matthew, @mathydead ’s character. Now, as we all know, Matthew is actually a girl, so Morden should have the chest.
Iris should have it—not because she actually has much of a chest, but because that’s where she keeps her lost magic scroll. She was never an anomaly, it’s just that nobody knew she always had a scroll.
Neviro has a broad, meaty chest from training.
Tucker’s chest is actually expanded from the toxic gas building up in his decaying body.
Edward has a burly, manly chest. Vetex understands that we want to be able to bury our faces into it.
Estrid is a woman. Like, straight up. Most of the fandom wouldn’t know this, of course, as they haven’t seen a woman in years.
Ruby Rodger keeps ship blueprints in his jacket and shirt. Eventually they started to pile up, seemingly adding mass to his chest.
Mayor Tilly’s heart is weighed down by everyone she’s watched die, not to mention the stress of being a mayor. This weight caused her to get sagging skin at age twenty five. Thus, chest.
Architect Merlot is depicted as a girl half the time he’s shipped with Kai, as some people don’t have the guts to make an actual gay ship.
Elius is a femboy. Nuff said.
Carina, contrary to what Vetex said, is indeed a lesbian. She, like most of the AO fandom, can’t get any women interested in her on account of her pathetic physical health. (Her damage output)
Dennis is visibly ripped. As you can all see, the man has great big cannonballs.
Caria straps bottles of seawater to herself so she can drink them in combat. Putting them at chest-level makes them easy to grab, drink, and discard.
Calvus, as Vetex stated, is a savant. He tried a lot of things, apparently including estrogen.
Revon is the co-president of Elius’s femboy club.
Argos, despite being old, has a big manly chest. Comparable to Edward’s.
DAME CAESENNIA, MY SEMPAI-
Gonna be honest, I have no idea who Sir Marcus is. Sure he’d have a chest, though.
Ingvild is, in fact, a woman. Contrary to what one goober thought:
Maya, similarly to Ruby Rodger, keeps blueprints in her jacket and shirt. Except these are for kingdom plans and the like.
Nilah? Uhhh, praise the suns, I guess? (Actually Vetex, maybe don’t, we have enough simps for this woman)
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Boy, that was a long-winded jest. I’d like to formally apologize to anyone cursed to read that.
