The woman you see before you is possibly one of the greatest pirates/mercenaries/assassins/admirals/cyborgs/princesses/queens/gamers/fighters to ever roam this world, and yet, you wonder, how did such a legend arise? who IS Sashanatashablissymaymeow? what trials and tribulations did her life contain, to lead to her ultimate rise to glory? well settle down my readers, for we go back to many moons ago, all the way back to the days of our heroine’s humble beginnings…
It all started when Vice Captain Smugina of Fort Foddertromple fell in love with the wandering beastman warlord, Gort. Initially, Vice Captain Smugina was actually on a bounty hunt for Gort, but they quickly became best friends, and eventually, lovers.
They got married somewhere in the dark sea with the real Martin as the wedding Priest, very romantic.
Then Gort got struck by ancient lightning and then also builderman appeared and he said “you guys are kind of based here take this” and then Smugina was imbued with the power of Btools
Their child would grow to become a legend of the warseas, and… everywhere else too.
They named this child, Sashanatashablissymaymeow Nimbusfallenfire, honestly, I think they were high while they did it but who gives a fuck
anyway, where were we? ah yes, childhood.
Sasha grew up in a humble village where she quickly mastered her innate shadow darkness magic that she got before being born (she got lucky on the elemental RNG wheel before spawning in) and quickly became quite the troublemaker, she often tried fighting against big bullies who’d usually beat her, but she’d always have the last laugh as she’d swindle them when they walked away.
She then one day began mastering the art of weapons, and by the age of 18, Sashanatashablissymaymeow became a super duper fucking awesome asskicking conjurer warlord savant thing (Sorry I havent decided her build)
She then left her hometown on her own pirate caravel she purchased through her acts of herosim and awesomeness, and bidded farewell to her family as she sailed off to adventure.
Her first stop was the great town of [generic AR ice island #594]
She had to brave many things, such as the intense cold, threat of starvation, scurvy, and worst of all, poor framerates from the snow particles lagging the shit out of her game, but she persisted, and eventually made it to a tavern, where she met her first member of her crew…
Inside the tavern, a commotion was going on… a very rowdy crowd would surround a large, joyful man who laughed heartily while chugging (non alcoholic roblox friendly) drinks, this man was beatig everyone in an arm wresting contest, and he was none other than Blorbo De Roy.
Blorbo was a proud warlock armed with thermo fist and slash magic, his fast, furious punches were what granted him so much strength in his arm wresting matches, as well as hundreds of hours in the gym and thousands of dollars spent on creatine + all sorts of other weird protein shake brands. He was absolutely not an easy challenger to beat.
But Sashanatashablissymaymeow was determined…
She walked up to a drunken Blorbo and challenged him to a match
“I will beat you nyaaaaa”
“GURARARARARRA UR SO SMALL U WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME”
did our heroine win?
…
…
of course she fucking didn’t.
Her arm was completely torn off.
As Blorby De Roy panicked as he essentially just committed 3rd degree murder, The life from our heroine’s eyes would fade away…
Until she suddenly heard, a voice from above…
ISAAC…
WAIT SHIT SORRY WRONG PERSON
SATASHANASHABLISSYMAYMEOW…
“who… who’s there nyaaa?” the confused feline/burger/human/atlantean/dragon/gamer replied in a daze?
YOU ARE DESTINED FOR GREAT THINGS
LIKE MAKING AN OBSCURE COMMUNITY ON A FORUM ABOUT A SHITTY ROBLOX GAME GET A MILD CHUCKLE OUT OF YOUR ABSURDITY
AMONG OTHER, COOLER THINGS
DO NOT GIVE UP LITTLE ONE…
I GIVE YOU MY BLESSINGS…
Suddenly, Sashanatashablissymaymeow felt a massive surge of power, as she rose from her bloody spot on the floor, blorbo watching in shock…
Sparkles and bursts of pure aura shook the entire tavern, our heroine channeled all her newfound power, into her mind… and soon, would become an MLG gamer alpha legend…
“NYAAAA!!!”
Oh and then she unleashed her searing-ultra-darkness-super blast against Blorbo and he was like absolutely cooked and stunned in awe
oh yea Sashanatashablissymaymeow also regrew her arm and it was more powerful than the her old one because of the flintstones gummies
The entire Tavern was obliterated… and Blorbo was sent flying, Satashanashablissymaymeow flew off into the snow to look for him.
after Blorbo’s defeat, he pleaded for mercy when our heroine found him in the snow, “please I will do anything you are so cool and powerful how can I ever make it up to you??”
“join crew pls 
” She replied.
“ok”
And then they became best friends. And Blorbo would train up for a rematch one day to see if he could ever compare to the power of Sashanatashablissymaymeow
They sailed off into the horizon… setting sail for the next island… [generic AO port city infested with gankers]
What strange new allies and foes will they meet on their epic journey? what else lies in the legend of Sashanatashabissymaymeow? tune in next time…
TO BE CONTINUED
ALL PRAISE Sashanatashablissymaymeow Nimbusfallenfire
