PART 1:
Our heroes left off sailing away from [Generic AR ice island #594] after a brutal and hard fight, leaving millions of dollars of property damage and hundreds of accidental casualties in their wake, these tragedies will never be elaborated on or brought up again, because, erm, Sashanatashablissymaymeow is just that important.
After many days of sailing around the warseas, Sashanatashablissymaymeow and Blorbo ended up on the massive and expansive island of Ganktonia, where they would stock up on supplies and learn of new opponents to fight and save the warseas from.
Here is a 100% accurate travel path representation of their sailpath:
Anyway, upon reaching the docks, they were greeted with an unusual sight.
the once plentiful town of infamygrinderville was now nothing more than a sad pile of smoke, ashes, and strange red mist that bore a scent similar to the perfume section at the mall…
It was a terrible situation, clearly a villain was within their presence, a horrid mean nasty villain who probably did weird things like wear mismatching socks and spend robux on blox fruits!!! Such madness had to be stopped, and it was up to our heroes to follow this destruction to the source…
As they followed a trail of the mysterious red fart gas… they noticed it became eerily quiet. Birds weren’t chirping in the forest that the trail had let them into, there was no wind. It was dead quiet, deader than fall guys.
When suddenly, out of the silence…
Blorbo and Sashanatashablissymaymeow quickly asserted their battle positions, this unknown assailant seemingly meant business.
“WELL WELL WELL… WAT DO WE 'AVE ERE??”
“COUPLE UV BLOKES WAND’RIN UNTO ME BATT’LFIELD?”
…
“uh”
“could you repeat that?”
The unknown man looked shocked
“EXCUSE ME? I SAID, WHA’TR YOU DOIN UN ME BATTLEGRUND?”
…
“Blorbo do you have any clue what he’s saying-”
“Sasha I have no idea”
“…”
The man coughed a bit, and tried to get back to looking intimidating ASAP. Blorbo and Sashanatashablissymaymeow were rather curious (and still cautious) of him, as well as deeply confused as his awful accent almost prevented any message from getting across.
“AHEM… uh… were wer’ we…”
“ah, yes”
…
“YOU BLOKES GOT A DEATH WISH? THIS BE MY TERRIT’RY NOW YEA! I’M THE STRONGUST MAGE IN THE ARCANO SEA, AND I PLAN TO TURN THIS ISLAND INTO ME HEADQUARTURS!”
Blorbo took a moment to really process what he was trying to say, and swiftly came back with a reply of his own.
“I think that’s supposed to be bad! Sasha, we need to stop him before it’s too late! He’s probably the one responsible for all the destruction on the island!”
“That’s a bit accusatory Blorbo he could just be a dirty stinky homeless person with a learning disability or something”
Sashanatashablissymaymeow replied in a didactic manner. This made the man absolutely pissed off.
“A LEARNIN’ DISABILITY?? OI OI OI!!! THAT’S IT!!! I’VE HAD IT WITH YOUS! PREPARE TO DIE!!!”
Suddenly, the man prepared a massive array of smelly red perfume gas arrows, this time however, they were imbued with a strange purple cackling energy that smelled just as nasty… it smelled like axe body spray.
“TAKE THIS!! TOXIC ARCH’ARY!!”
In a scuffle, sasha tried to dodge the arrows, but was struck by one! thankfully, Blorbo used his slash magic to cut away the projectiles, but looked back in horror to see his comrade fall down with an agonizing grimace spread across her small (and very cute and badass and awesome btw) face
Sashanatashablissymaymeow rolled and collapsed onto the ground, the giant arrow embedded into her chest, she felt a corrosive force enter her bloodstream, her vision grew blurry, the world went blurry, she was about to collapse again, just like she did against blorbo…
But something inside of her urged her to keep fighting! one hit wasn’t enough to take her down… (and besides, the tick damage from the poison was really mid and Sashanatashablissymaymeow was already feeling the effects wear off since it only lasted like 20 seconds)
She prepared to cast a beam of shadow darkness cool gamer magic at the attacker, focusing her inner power and her blessings from the heavens above…
“meow meow… meow beam!”
“BLOODY HELL! OH… OH NOO!!! TOO MUCH AWESUMNESSSSS!!!”
The man was struck with the awesome power of Sashanatashablissymameows super fucking cool shadow wizard beam! He tumbled and rolled onto the ground, defeated as his body was overwhelmed by levels of chadliness he never knew to even be possible…
As the victorious duo walked over to the man, laying in a corner, he coughed up some blood (or was it just liquid perfume gas?) and gave a small laugh.
“Aye… cough you done me in good…”
“I s’pose the navy ar gunnae come try to arrest meh nowe… course… I’ll jus run away conveniently, haha…”
Sashanatashablissymaymeow gave a blank, serious stare to the man…
because she just realized she pissed her pants from the adrenaline rush.
“Alright dude, who even are you? what’s your deal?” Asked Blorbo as he interrogated the beaten up and downtrodden wizard.
“You lot can call me Madd’x Browne, I’m the stongust mage in da Arcano sea… or so me thoughts I was… until you muppets came along and busted me chops… cough… with all that awesomeness…”
“gleeble deeble scheeble bworp?” Sashanatashablissymaymeow asked Maddox.
“yea.” Maddox replied.
“
”
They went silent for a bit, before Blorbo asked another question.
“Why were you destroying the island?”
“also how can we suddenly perfectly understand what you’re sayin-”
Maddox interjected before Blorbo became too self aware of the plothole.
“Aye… sit down you two, I must tell you a story of this island, as as shockin’ as it is, I’s was born here…”
“Long time ago… this island was once jus’ a humbl fishin’ town, servin fried fish n’ crisps to the public, and making it’s muney off of mainly its bountiful supply of seabeast activity… that all changed howevah, when the ganker pirutes cam’ forth”
“I wus a wee little runt when it happened… the ganker pirutes used their strange powr’s to turn this once humble land into a pvp based nightmare… I thankfully manuged’ to avoid getting ganked… and hid in the shadows to train for many years, when I was strong enough, I would rid the pirutes of me hometown, and claim this island back to its peaceful ways…”
“I did actually succeed in me goals… well… until you lot came along.”
After a while of sitting in more silence, followed by some chatting, then some silence, and then some more chatting, and then more silence, and then a bit more conversation, then followed a bit more with silence, our heroes asked Maddox what to do next.
“We came to this island originally so we could get supplies, since it seems everything here was destroyed, what should we do now?” Sashanatashablissymaymeow asked Maddox.
“Well… if I remember correctly… there’s a giant temple the pirutes built that supposedly has all of the townspeople’s loots and even some of their supplies, if yous can enter that temple and reach into the storag’ rum, I’m sure you can get what yous came 'ere for.”
And so… our heroes ventured off… to the mysterious temple on Ganktonia, in hopes of finding food and riches to continue onwards in the great legend of Sashanatashablissymaymeow… Maddox would manage to evade capture by the grand Navy, and drove away in a stylish getaway car.
Perhaps Sashanatashablissymaymeow would meet Maddox again in the future…
But we return to the current objective: Locate the mysterious temple of Ganktopia, and uncover the secrets within…
TO BE CONTINUED
