What if you wanted SOMETHING in AO to function smoothly for five minutes
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i sank and fully looted two atlantean brigs with an actual defense build this time
I feel like a GOD.
they were deadass my primary source of dark sealeds because theres so many of them
on that note, please nerf the spawnrate i’d like to explore islands and fight sirens too please
i’ve got 20 chests so i’m gonna head back before my greed kills me
can zeus STOP FUCKING WITH MY BOAT BRO?
also crew fishing is fucking overpowered i got a gold kitefin shark, a giant eel, and a tiger shark from them alone
but seriously, i lived, but he actually did it TWICE IN A ROW this is so bullshit 
it got hit by a normal bolt afterwards too
he got A FUCKING SWORDFISH?!
1v1d a pretty strong warlock for his bounty and everything was going ok and then my brain just stopped letting me block or dash away for no fucking reason bro that’s like the only time i’ll have a fair fight in ravenna ever again what the FUCK am i DOING
AAAAAAAAAA
also i might need to get more agility on my conjurer, 186 attack speed is nice as hell but i was NOT able to catch that man in a flash strike more than once
hell i tried using rising tide on him and it didn’t work out either
i’m getting a little bored of the game and i don’t really want to venture out to the dark sea so i might just stop playing until next update which
is a good amount into next year lol
gonna stay on the forums though, i want that devoted badge
Same, haven’t played in a while really. Hopped in for the deckhands and that’s all
They all mocked me.
They all put my magic in C tier or lower back in WoM.
They didn’t know my faith in the arts of frost.
They BROKE my imbue upon first release.
Sluggish. Sizeable, maybe, but there is no point in landing attacks when they’re barely passable.
I would’ve been better off just using weapons alone.
But I didn’t.
And now…
I will do even fucking WORSE with it.
all the ice mains quoting me its hilarious
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LETS GO BABY ICE MAGIC ON TOP 
CAN’T WAIT TO PLAY LIKE SHIT WOOHOO 
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM (
) NOW WE’RE HERE 
third highest magic in the game gang
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Ice conjurors UNITE, we stand proud upon our mighty ice pillars watching the masses below us
looking back at my other posts here damn i was tweakin
congrats for ice. Unfortunately it lost its stun. lets hope my 125 (weapon) 95 (strength) 30 (vit) savant with glass canon fist can keep up (funny shield and atlantean GS with lance of loyalty is bound to go good right? i even picked cherrywood for second magic. what could go wrong)
i main sand which has the same base damage as ice now and speaking from experience, i dont think ice will need the stun since its base damage is so stupidly fucking high now lmfao