dear everyone who uses explosives for combat :
make shedletsky proud.
or if you didn’t get the message
NUKE SOME GOD DAMN WHALES! ( when vetex drops the new update )
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also view check
also here’s a poll
- I refrain to nuke or even harm whales.
- NUKE THE WHALES!
- I don’t actually use explosives, but I’ll bring harm to them anyway.
- I’m kind of neutral on this.
0 voters
NUKE THE FUCKING WHALES!!!
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!!!
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE!!!
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN!!!
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL!!!
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT COMPELS ME…
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKYYYY!!!
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYEEEEE!!!
WHITE!!
WHALE!!
HOLY!!
GRAIL!!
WHITE!!
WHALE!!
HOLY!!
GRAIL!!!
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i was literally thinking about that song while patiently awaiting what your reply shall be
Call the Grand Navy, we just nuked the Bronze Sea
My explosion file is really for hunting. (im going to nuke the fucking whales)
We boutta get the Bronze Sea Exterminator badge with this one
I really fucking hope we can grapple sea monsters some day because I’m an explosive warlock
(Wait is this allowed on the forums?)
whale rotation
(imagine its a whale)
Why did they explode it, though? If it was dead they probably could have given the carcass to someone who might need it or something(like some scientific thing)
Exploding the whale was probably the worst way to get rid of it 
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Whale carcasses can explode because of gas buildup, and they have had nuked themselves before, to hilarious effect.
Wait, so it exploded on its own? Damn, that’s actually pretty cool.
Can I speedblitz the whales?
sheeeeeeeeeesh
Fun little fact about whales.
they’re one of the few animals on this planet that are more dangerous DEAD than alive.
The explosion of these whales are so powerful that it can literally kill anyone close to it.
Oh yeah btw nobody tries to eat whales for meat because 1. Nobody is trying to hunt a whale. And 2. Whales have some of the nastiest tasting flesh on the planet.
So basically these mammals are some of the few mammals that humans consider “not worth the effort of hunting”
Pretty sure whales are protected now, too.