I was too lazy to count who had more words but Ladies and gentleman give it up for @Danny_Zou and @lookingforabargain for the top two messages in discourse.
Honestly Danny is a seasoned writer with many stories so it was expected of him but even lookingforabrain showed off his writing skills.
Definitely not the largest post on discourse, most of the words were just quotes. I think I have a longer post from a while back if we’re not counting quotes.