I’m genderfluid and pan so this is like “Damn, SPIN A WHEEL ON IT!”
(I randomly picked for the first )
I’m genderfluid and pan so this is like “Damn, SPIN A WHEEL ON IT!”
(I randomly picked for the first )
YAY I LOVE MEN
All the dames of France are fond and free
And Flemish lips are really willing
Very soft the maids of Italy
And Spanish eyes are so thrilling
Still, although I bask beneath their smile,
Their charms will fail to bind me
And my heart falls back to Erin’s isle
To the girl I left behind me.
Translations, cuz I’m bored
Built different
Cognitive behavioral therapy
Built different, but in the other way
I am one of the keepers of the forbidden knowledge, that if given to men may end all life on earth
Women pretty
Chivalry may or may not be dead, it’s like schodingers cat until someone is rude/kind to you
Opposites attract
I wish for thou, who be’est not muscular, and yet seductive all the same
(Insert that one quote I made about the serial killer in the discussion thread)
You are dripless but refuse to admit it
“M’lady”
Or you wear a bowler hat, the objectively correct choice
The “great galas” you go to are eating ice cream watching YouTube at 3am, don’t lie to yourself
For she’s as fair as Shannon’s side
And purer than its water
But she refused to be my bride,
Though many a year I sought her.
Yet since to France I sailed away,
Her letters oft remind me,
That I promised never to gain say,
The girl I left behind me!
I kneel for nobody definitely not a potential twink
You are kneeling for something alright
Not you that’s for sure
3 weeks of waiting for the next Magius article upon thee
something only tangentially connected to G&B, billions but rise to fight the Blight RAHHHHH
I don’t think someone using the Headless Horseman G&B render singing The Girl I left Behind Me is that much tangentially connected to that game
Why are you so good at making all kind of people mad…
Having a little brother taught me exactly how to make the surgically precise jabs you see me make in order to piss people off
I am, the master baiter (I will never let this joke die)
Maybe you should get PHD in that field
Philosophy baiting doesn’t hit quite as hard,
Professor piss-off I suppose?
I knew in making the “I kneel for nobody” that it would automatically be the most popular.
I love how this simultaneously tells you way more about someone than “are you a MAN or a WOMAN”, yet also tells you almost nothing at all about them.
Metal conjurer
“Ok but what’s in your pants”
Something hard… my metal imbue Kai Sabre
The hell do you fit a sabre in your pants
Big pockets