I kneel for nobody definitely not a potential twink
You are kneeling for something alright
Not you that’s for sure
3 weeks of waiting for the next Magius article upon thee
something only tangentially connected to G&B, billions but rise to fight the Blight RAHHHHH

I don’t think someone using the Headless Horseman G&B render singing The Girl I left Behind Me is that much tangentially connected to that game
Having a little brother taught me exactly how to make the surgically precise jabs you see me make in order to piss people off
I am, the master baiter (I will never let this joke die)
Maybe you should get PHD in that field
Philosophy baiting doesn’t hit quite as hard,
Professor piss-off I suppose?
I knew in making the “I kneel for nobody” that it would automatically be the most popular.
I love how this simultaneously tells you way more about someone than “are you a MAN or a WOMAN”, yet also tells you almost nothing at all about them.
Metal conjurer
“Ok but what’s in your pants”
Something hard… my metal imbue Kai Sabre
The hell do you fit a sabre in your pants
Big pockets
Comically large if you will
I already got the comically large metal imbue spoon
Have you SEEN a solid imbue trident?
Surprised nobodies asked what this means yet
Please add the option of “my heart holds nobody”


I prefer my life over pride so…
Yeah that’s a good idea.